Hotay, so I'm Lauren. I'm not blonde and a size 6, so that should eliminate alot of guys from continuing to read this and contemplate adding me. Good. You're the type of fuckers I didn't want on my friends list anyway. I'm 5'7, have blue eyes and am awesome..hahaha...72% of the time I'm pretty easy going and happy, 16% I'm a Pyscotic Bitch full of murderous rage who doesn't give a fuck about anyone or anything and the other 12% is miscellaneous. I am who I am, and I love it................Before you add me, read my damn profile so I dont have to answer the same fucking questions 666 million times over. It's fucking retarded...seriously...if you're going to add someone, wouldnt you want to know what type of person you're adding? I'll add most people, however, if you're just adding me to try and pick me up or to increase your friends total..Stay The Fuck Away From Me...I'm only interested in people who know how to talk.................Below is a more adequate description of what I like and Dont like........................................................
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..................................I am Insane....I am the Anit-Christ...I'm a crazy, freaky, weird, little girl who lives in her own little world most of the time. And, I'm happy that way.......................I hate posers, Emos and people who think they are goth when, they are clearly not. (note: for those of you who think I'm emo, GET FUCKED, I'm not. I can't fucking stand them. All Emo's should stab themselves with a blade wrapped in barbed wire). I'm not a "stereotypical" goth. I don't hang with the "Suicide Squad" and I do know what color is. I just choose not to wear it that often.....................I'm the type of friend who, will remain fiercely loyal until you fuck with me. Then, you will pay. I will torture you until you beg for mercy and finally make your life incredibly twisted..................................I'm the type of girl who probably should have been born a boy.I like cars, bikes, sport, porn and women as much as the next bloke, except, I don't drink beer. I'm a Scotch girl.......................................I don't trust people. For those of you who want my trust, it is not something easy to come by. Fucking earn it. If you don't want to do that, FUCK OFF. I don't have time for you and your uselessness. If you have my trust and screw up, may Satan have mercy on your soul, because your life wont be worth living after I finish with you.(And no, I don't mean I will just break your face.) Revenge is Sweet. Remember that Always....................................I don't fall in <3 easily. But, when I do, so help you god if you break my Heart. I'm over being the hurt one and I really don't intend to let it happen again. My heart is not something to be toyed with...........................................I hate people who think they're "The Shit". Learn this: You are NOT "The Shit". You may be "Shit", but you will never be anything more than that. Get used to it...It's a long life to live. Maybe............................................To those of you who want to Lie to me, Hurt me, Use me, Abuse me, Cheat me out of something, Rule me, Take my freedom and independency away from me, Go slit your throats with a rusted dagger. Your life isn't worth living anyways. You are not worth the ground you walk on, nor the air you breathe and I pity the person who allows you to do this to them........................................................
....The above makes me sound like I hate everything. This is infact, very untrue. I LOVE Music...Obsessed may be a more befitting word. I like the simple things in life, lazing around, watching movies, listening to music, just good ol' mucking about. I'm also a gamer (sadly addicted to WoW). However, music is my main love...I can spend hours and even days trawling around finding new bands to listen to or just singing along to my favs...I'm also becoming a concert whore (METALSTOCK PWNED!!)....................................................
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........................I <3 my family and friends. I have not had the best few years and I thank those of you who have stuck by me through the toughest of times. I know I'm not the easiest person to handle sometimes and I know you have all thought about killing me at one point or another, but without you, I don't think I'd be around to say thankyou today. You are the ones who help me wake up in morning and keep going through even the worst of days. You are the ones I think about when I feel I can't keep going anymore, and for that, I owe you my deepest thanks, <3 & gratitude and my life. Know that in your hours of need, I will be there for you always. Much <3.......................................................
..............................................I have not said any of the above to make me sound like a bitch. I have not said it to make me sound tough and hard. I have not said it to strike fear in anyone's minds. I have said because, It's the truth. For me to lie now would make me no better than the affore mentioned and I'm far to good for that
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...................So, This is me. Like it? I'd gladly be your friend :) ...Don't like it? Tough Cookies. I don't care. I am who I am and, if you can't accept that...then Fuck Off. I don't want anything to do with people who are fake........................................................
.......................Much <3, ~The Anti-Christ~
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