Movie Lines
Shit... You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
I always tell the truth... Even when I lie.
Stupid is as stupid does
Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get.
You talkin' to me? ..You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok.
And after I pull off that miracle, maybe I'll go punch out God.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines.... Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
In a word: pleasure. It's like, my pleasure in other people's leisure.
It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in.
You know what they do to people like me in prison? They cut your balls off and flush them down the toilet.
We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!
I like 'em with a little more meat on 'em. Ha ha. The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit.
I think I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun... hope it doesn't rust the barrel.
Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it.
I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear.
Nigger, you just fucked with the wrong bull. You should have learned your lesson on the fuckin' basketball court. But you fuckin' monkey's never get the message. My father gave me that truck motherfucker! You ever shoot at fireman? You come here and shoot at my family? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now motherfucker. Put your fuckin' mouth on the curb....
Thats it! Now say good night.
And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.
Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.
Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o. And on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom badda bing bang boom.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And poof. Just like that, he's gone.
When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake.
The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.
A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
"Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.
Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Noinch, Noinch, Noinch, Schmokin Weed, Schmokin' Weed, Doin' Coke, Drinkin' Beers...
My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.
He broke his neck while trying to suck his own dick!
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it.
It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!
A mental mind fuck can be nice.
Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless.
We're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you... Three, four, better lock your door... Five, six, grab your crucifix... Seven, eight, gonna stay up late... Nine, ten, never sleep again.
America, FUCK YEAH !...here to save the mother fucking day yeah !!
Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.
It means buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye-bye.
It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied
I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
Stuff
other fucking stuff i like or be of intrest to you guys will be added here when i can be bothered to get off my butt to do it
Cheesy Puffs
who is random ?