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Weapon of Class Disruption

I'd like to have an argument, please.

About Me

A product of way too much television and far too many dreams. Raised on a steady diet of Kung Fu Theater and Creature Double Feature (thanks Mom!)...

My Interests

Brandon, girls with short hair and long necks, Bruce Lee, comic books, duct tape, Orangina, spending money on worthless shit, cigarettes, beer, Jenn, hiding from sharks, playing Daddy, falling in love, breaking bones & breaking hearts, *wicky-wicky* Slim Sadie

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who feels the effects of gravity...

Music:

The Cure, Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson, Beatles, Doors, The Smiths, Juliana Hatfield, Elvis, Paul Westerberg, Lemonheads, Psychedelic Furs, Queen, Alkaline Trio, Prince Rogers Nelson, Rick Springfield, Rob Zombie, Modest Mouse, Jersey Devil (all hail Nick M.!!), Joy Division-New Order-Electronic-The Other Two...

Movies:

Star Wars, LOTR trilogy, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Jaws and Halloween (the Originals only!) Meg Ryan movies, Grace Kelly, anything Hitchcock, Enter The Dragon, Escape From New York, Evil Dead movies, Cary Grant, Fletch, Christmas Vacation, Ghostbusters, Swingers, Bottle Rocket, The Salton Sea ("You maddoggin' me, bitch?"), Edward Scissorhands- Pretty much anything that Johnny Depp does, Blade Runner...

Television:

21 JumpStreet, Rockford Files, Three's Company, Good Times, Sanford and Son, All In The Family, X-files, Jonny Quest, Scooby-Doo, Bewitched, 24, Lucky, Inside The Actor's Studio, Kids In The Hall, Flying Circus, Benny Hill, Deadwood...

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius, Perks Of Being A Wallflower, Anything by Andrew Vachss, Dave Eggers, J.R.R. Tolkein, Chuck Palahniuk, J.D. Salinger, Charkles Dickens, Albert Camus, Edgar Allan Poe, Bill Shakespeare, the Bible (some effed up shit in that there tome!), The Illiad, Joe R. Lansdale, William Gibson- the Godfather of Cyberpunk,

Heroes:

Brandon, Dad, Mom, Spider-Man, Bruce Lee, Indiana Jones...

My Blog

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Posted by Weapon of Class Disruption on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:51:00 PST

How To Stop An Exploding Man....

Just finished watching the season finale of Heroes. Brilliant!!!
Posted by Weapon of Class Disruption on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:58:00 PST

FLICKS: Part one of a list by me, a student of flicks

I love movies. I loved movies before it was cool to love movies. I've never cared for film theory and have a great disdain for most "film students" that I've met along with their views and opinions. M...
Posted by Weapon of Class Disruption on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 06:50:00 PST

Don't Stop Me Now...

I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars On a collision course I am a satellite I'm out of control I am a sex machine ready to reload Like an atom bomb about to Oh oh oh oh oh explode I'm burning t...
Posted by Weapon of Class Disruption on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jedi wisdom from the past....

When I was in sixth grade I was somewhat of a Track star. Little ol' modest me. One night at practice, my friend Mike Schardinger, nicknamed "Shot" for reasons that I don't think I had ever known or s...
Posted by Weapon of Class Disruption on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just when I was becoming my old miserable self again, some girl has to come around and make me smile....

So I promised an old friend of mine a story and rather than spin a yarn about how I received my first real scar due to a neighborhood rivalry that culminated in an "itchy-ball" fight across Clay Ave. ...
Posted by Weapon of Class Disruption on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST