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BARKER

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hey guys whats up my name is jonathan barker i am 20 years old i like to talk in the 3rd person-I LOVE MY PUPPY SWEET i love mac-n cheese showers sleeping and of course gummy worms . fruit punch from piggly wiggly i am a work freak -i love to work as you can see i like techno - i am a funny person with this corky sense of humor i go to pool halls that what i do i live in the hood -haha i have three tattoos and want more i like to play pool ,paintball go hang out or whatever hit me up on aim playboybarker69-
Are you good in bed
READY TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY!!!
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x170/andrew8282/CATKXFQLC A9GSEOGCAACYXEECAO77IATCAV.jpgYour one of the best in bed! You know what your partner wants and how they want it. You love to try new things and love being in control when in bed (or where ever you might be). They beg you for more and they wish you'ld never stop.
How do you compare?
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You Are 44% Feminine, 56% Masculine
You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides.
You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you.
You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders. Are You Masculine or Feminine?
You Are Elmo
Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do!
You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing.
You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you.
How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!" The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
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i like to play pool and paintball .drumming. I really like to meet new and kool people-i love to dance with the ladies i love techno and dance -i go out alot - and do what i do i am a pyro i light the whole bar on fire just for fun

I'd like to meet:

my birth parents bob barker morgan freeman and new people..
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Ris forRich
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Ris forRemarkable What Does Your Name Mean?
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Music:

i like dance techno rap rock country and anything my few choices are blink-182 greyline story of the year dj encore dj sammy trapt 311 no doubt 3 doors down def leppard lost prophets the killers punisher sound track life house crossfade stp maroon5 lynard skynard 3 days grace shinedown the cult cookie monster rap POD david grey darude bryan adams greenday linkin park PHIL collins brad paisely dj trashy dj shawn davis keely -my girl from nypd in laf.

Movies:

i like family guy aqua teen finding nemo gladiator cold mountain BLOW mousehunt super troopers hercules shrek 1 and 2 back to the future liar liar gangs of new york shawshank redemption star wars pool hall junkies crank the extreme

Television:

FAMILY GUY !!!!!!!!!! adult swim and blue collar on comedy central i am starting to watch nip tuck i like that to

Books:

colditz and anything by charles dickens or H.G. wells some new books by david cole and scott romero

Heroes:

my heros are the person that invented nerd rope candy ..
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: the infamous-BARKER
Birthday: i came out the vagina on 01-14-87
Birthplace: hospital
Current Location: lafayette
Eye Color: they look good is all i know
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5-11
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: being cool , calm ,and collective
The Shoes You Wore Today: famous stars and straps board shoes
Your Weakness: food
Your Fears: your mom coming on to me
Your Perfect Pizza: meat and more meat and more meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go to the army
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: i am hungry
Your Best Physical Feature: butt
Your Bedtime: whenever i fall over to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: summer of 05
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: mac
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: niether
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappy
Do you Smoke: starting to quit
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: i cant
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: hell ya
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yea
Are you a Health Freak: kind of
Do you get along with your Parents: try to
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes-drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: maybe
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in a really fast car
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ARMY
What country would you most like to Visit: buddapest
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: dark hair
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: 5-6
Weight:
Best Clothing Style: famous stars and straps
Number of Drugs I have taken: lets not go there
Number of CDs I own: who knows
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: to many
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Weapon of Choice: A can of mace
Your Favorite Target: Hospital workers
Your Kill Count: 672,247,384
Your Battle Cry: "Enlarge your penis with this ALL-NATURAL PILL!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 16
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $155,412,665,651,823
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13+1= 14

13+1=14This guy handed his girlfriend 14 roses. 13 real. 1 fake. He said i'll love you until the last one dies.. She gladly accepted them. But when she grabbed them. She said "one of these is fake.." ...
Posted by BARKER on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:18:00 PST

shower like a woman -man

How To Shower Like a Woman:Take off clothing and place it in sectionedlaundry hamper according to lights and darks.Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.If you see husband along the way,cover up...
Posted by BARKER on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:04:00 PST

are you her?

its as if im waiting, waiting for you to come out the shadows and into view i cant see your face and dont know who u are but could you be the one i wished for upon a star? are you the one i dream of c...
Posted by BARKER on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 05:49:00 PST

the best bible verse from barker

The 3000GT  is my Shepherd;I shall not want.It maketh me burnout on black pavements;It leadeth me beside busy freeways;It restoreth my soul;It leads me in the path of quickness for its name ...
Posted by BARKER on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 02:41:00 PST

the itch i cant scratch

sometimes i can see were life is going other times i am as blind as a mole if you can feel something missing in your life you can understand what i am talking about The feeling of that itch you cant ...
Posted by BARKER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart when you are bored

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart when you are bored 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at ...
Posted by BARKER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST