stuff.
KAPPA KAPPA PSI SPRING '99-ZETA UPSILON CHAPTER- TROY STATE UNIVERSITY
"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"
- The guy in the bar
Team America: World Police
I'd like to meet:
Anybody that's cool and not a douchebag.
This was a great show!!! If you didn't go, you suck!
Music:
Stuff I like:
Black Sabbath, Opeth, Strapping Young Lad, Sting, Slayer, Megadeath, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Slipknot, Old Metallica(screw you guys, Metallica rocked back in the day with Cliff), Pantera(R.I.P. Darrel), Ozzy, Motorhead, Misfits, Ramones, Robert Randolph,
Chicago, Beastie Boys, Blue man group, Sevendust, The Beatles, Primus, old black guys that play blues guitar, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Old Bluegrass Music, Steely Dan, Led Zepplin, Kansas, Pink Floyd, George Jones, Dick Delicious and the tasty testicles, David Allen Coe, Charlie Daniels Band, Hank III, Frank Zappa and the Mothers, Eric Clapton, Rush, Black Label Society, Tenacious D, Nashville Pussy, Talking Heads, Voltaire, The Artimus Pyledriver, Yes, St. Vitus, CCR, Bela Fleck, J.J. Johnson, B.B. King, Crowbar, Spirit Caravan, Hidden Hand, Ozric tentacles, Jimmy Smith, Plus many more.
Movies:
Four Rooms, Fight Club, Team America World Police, Dawn of the dead, Shawn of the dead, Spaceballs, any of the Monty Python movies, SouthPark:BLU, Jay and Silent Bob movies, Strange Brew, BASEketball, How High, Half Baked, Cheech &Chong Movies, Donnie Brasco, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, HellBoy, Spiderman 1&2, Van Helsing, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen,
Boondock Saints, Full Metal Jacket, Goodfellas, Scarface, Casino, O Brother Where art Thou, Ghostbuster Movies, Bill and Ted Movies, Back to the Future 1,2&3, Star wars III(actually liked it), Hitchhikers' Guide to the galaxy, War of the Worlds, I Robot, Butterfly Effect
Television:
Basically when I have the TV control, I'm either watching History Channel or Science Channel, unless Adult Swim is on, or I'm watching a movie.
Books:
right now I'm reading the Hitchhiker's guide cycle for about the 9000th time. Good stuff.
Terry Pratchett(the Discworld books), Tom Clancy, John Grisham, Douglas Adams, Joe D.Pistone(Donnie Brasco), Harry Turtledove's alternate history stuff
How to Remove Chewing Gum from Your Bush, How to Remove an Infected Cyst from a Loved One, How to Make Two Small Hats out of a Brassiere, How to Act Laid-Back During a Grease Fire, How to Spot a Creep from a Distance, How to Give a King a Really Hard Time, How to Dance with a Swedish Person, How to Induce a Clergyman to Grab You by the Nuts, How to Get Through College without Books, How to Get a Tan with a Blowtorch, How to Style Your Hair with a Bullwhip, How to Kill a Rat with an Oboe, How to Spot Truly Vicious People in Church, How to Filet a Panda, How to Lease Out the Space Inside Your Nose, How to Become a Total Greaseball, How to Turn Unbearable Pain Into Extra Income, Where to Go for a Free Fuck, Eat, Run, Stay Fit, and Die Anyway, You Give Me Six Weeks and I'll Give You Some Disease, Why You Should Never Mambo with a Policeman, The Stains in Your Shorts Can Indicate Your Future, Earn Big Money by Sitting in Your Car Trunk, I Gave Up Hope and It Worked!, Why You Should Never Yodel During an Electrical Storm, Fill Your Life with Croutons, Six Ways to Fuck up Before Breakfast, I Suck, You Suck, Reorganizing Your Pockets, Where to Hide a Really Big Snot, The Wrong Underwear Can Kill, What to Wear on the Toilet, A Complete List of People Who Are Not Making Progress, Ten Things No One Can Handle, Why You Should Not Sit for More Than Six Weeks in Your Own Filth, Twelve Things Nobody Cares About, The Picture Book of Permanent Stains, Firecracker in a Cat's Asshole: A Novel, The Complete List of Everyone Who Enjoys Coffee, Ten Places No One Can Find, Tits on the Moon (science fiction), Why Hawaii and Norway Are Not Near Each Other, The History of Envy, The Pus Almanac, One Hundred People Who Are Only Fooling Themselves, Diary of a Real Evil Prick, Carousel Maintenance, The Dingleberry Papers, A Treasury of Poorly Understood Ideas,
Why Jews Point, The Golden Age of Tongue Kissing, Famous Bullshit Stories, The Meaning of Corn, Feel This: A Braille Sex Manual, A Complete List of Everything That Is Still Pending, Really Loud Singalongs for the Hard of Hearing
Heroes:
Superman, the Incredible Hulk, Batman, Spiderman, The Green Lantern, Captain Caveman, He-man, The Fantastic Four, The X-Men, Captain Marvel, The Punisher
