Kunal Chillen In The Fastlane

Part II Is Here! - Written By Sylwia

After a few short months, Kunal is a changed man. Alexa and Sylwia are still dominating his Top 3000, and will continue to reign over all the other myspace newbie's. Speaking of newbie's, Kunal is a champ at Halo 2. Don't believe it? Throw down a challenge and prepare to get your ass kicked. Although you will not find Kunal in a Spanish class this year, you can look out the window and see him planting shit, providing the world with much needed oxygen in his environmental science class. While he plows the soil, he is probably listening to his iPod which contains the most exclusive music. His iPod is like his left arm, it doesn't leave his side! Now, some of you may long to speak to Kunal, well quite frankly, I don't blame you. You may catch him online, with his away message on. But before you muster up enough courage to IM him, know this…. he hates talking on AIM! So instead, do yourself a favor and give him a call! Unless you're a bitch, Kunal hates bitches. And as a result, he refuses to talk to them. Why you may ask? Because their bitches! One thing that hasn't changed; Kunal still scams the shit out of companies. Small companies, big companies… ALL companies. Breakfast with Alexa could make Kunals day, everyday, any day… its that bangin! His stories are legend, and if he catches any unwanted Indians listening in, there will be problems. For one, you will have to face Maz, Kunals dad. Speaking of Indians, Kunal finds it very difficult to find a worthy and suitable female to be by his side. As of late, Kunal has concluded he has become a camera whore, which is clearly true considering he already has 87 pictures up… and more to come. Furthermore, Kunal is atheist, which means he doesn't believe in god…. Because He is god. If you piss him off enough, he WILL call you out, and then will continue to uppercut you in the face. In conclusion, Kunal Sheth holds nothing back, and is off the walls 24/7, partially because he has an severe undiagnosed case of ADD. He is without doubt one of the most amazing Indians out there, and if you think you know someone that compares…. well, they don't. And that is Kunal… part 2!