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Saint Roberteaux

HOT, NASTY, BADASS SPEED

About Me

slow hand robotic genius

is a Robot that is fitted with an Electron RAM, has Four Rubber Wheels, runs on Kitchen Scraps, and can divide into Several Smaller Robots.

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My Interests

sharp objects

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet people who want to be murdered.

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that was a font test. it is for nicki. it is also someone who I would like to (have) murder(ed) in the face.

Music:

electronic things burning

Television:

get a fucking radio already. fresh air. the world. hearts of space. savvy traveler (RIP).

Heroes:

Jesus

My Blog

blowhole mania

I don't do fad diets. fad toys, maybe, but I tend to stick with those. I started the master cleanse diet. it's a lot of shitting and basically no eating. I'm tired and grouchy.
Posted by Saint Roberteaux on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 10:47:00 PST

twentieth of april, attend this


Posted by Saint Roberteaux on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 04:23:00 PST

I Live On Troma Street

seeing is believing
Posted by Saint Roberteaux on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:08:00 PST

BOY HOWDY I'll tell you about a linguistics quiz that fails

0% Midwestern? well whadda ya know? ***Your Linguistic Profile::*** 50% General American English 20% Dixie 20% Yankee 5% Upper Midwestern 0% Midwestern Want to test this crock of shit yourself?http:/...
Posted by Saint Roberteaux on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:26:00 PST

local superhero?

I don't mean to downplay the safety I feel knowing that I live across the street from the hero of steel, I just want to know... SUPERMAN orSUPERWOMAN? the answer may surprise you....
Posted by Saint Roberteaux on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:34:00 PST

The Gent

The Gent People Iced: Fourteen Car Bombs Planted: Eight Favorite Weapon Baseball bats Arms Broken: Twenty Eyes Gouged: Twenty Eight Tongues Cut Off: Eight Biggest Enemy: The Canadian Strang...
Posted by Saint Roberteaux on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 01:07:00 PST

thanks for the scarves mno!

this new years eve was spent at the lovely cave of dr mno. batman has nothing on you, except maybe television reception. due to a new mate sharing his rooms, the [m]antilla [n]octurnal [o]ff...
Posted by Saint Roberteaux on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 10:06:00 PST

america...

fuck yeahnote: nicki DID see this first.dude, I give credit where credit is due. ADDEDENDUMsome people seem to be missing the BIGGER PICTURE here, so I'm adding a photo nicki took as well. soak i...
Posted by Saint Roberteaux on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 11:25:00 PST

I did this that was done before by someone else

Helena BlavatskyYou two would probably really get along! Founder of the Theosophical Society "The Path that leadeth on is lighted by one fire - the light of daring burning in the heart. The more one d...
Posted by Saint Roberteaux on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 09:56:00 PST

get on the cusp!

scott grow just started this a little bit ago. it's a great idea and has great potential. if you haven't checked it out, check it out... http://onthecusp.org/...
Posted by Saint Roberteaux on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 11:17:00 PST