1. I'm shy. Ridiculously shy. Online I can be quite chatty, which is probably why I have as many online buddies as I do... but when it comes to meeting these people face to face, I shut down completely. I become tongue-tied and virtually dead. When I'm no longer allowed to hide behind the mask of anonymity I become quite boring, really.
2. I am TERRIBLE at picking up on whether or not a person is in to me. I feel like most everyone gives me compliments to be nice. Or if they imply anything sexual, I feel its just a joke... and I, of course, joke back with them. It isn't until they take their pants off that I think to myself, 'Woah... I think he (or she) was serious afterall.' I then begin trying to decipher whether or not they're actually in to me, ridiculously desperate or totally intoxicated and/or fucked up.
3. I love my children with a fiery passion. I will never think you are greater or more important than them. Ever.
4. I am better than you. And that's all there really is to it. People like to say I'm vain... and who am I to disagree with them? I may not be the skinniest, the prettiest or have any talent whatsoever... but you know what? I'm awesome. I know it. And yes, I will flaunt it.
5. I sometimes think I was born in the wrong decade. I really think the jazz age would've been the age for me. I would've made one bomb ass silent movie siren or cabaret dancer, that's for sure.
6. Please do not send me messages telling me you want to see me naked. Its pathetic on your part, really. Believe me, I know people get off to my pictures because they inform me of it on a near daily basis. So in summary, don't bother asking... because no, you will not see any more of me than I'm already willing to show.
7. I despise lies and those who spread them. Odds are that means I hate you.
8. I'm trashtastically delicious and the girl everyone loves to hate. Its quite flattering. I enjoy the attention.
9. I reserve the right to change my opinion at any point. I am after all, contrary to popular belief, only human.
10. Camels are my favorite animals EVER. And that's all there is to it.
Now you know. Are you prepared?
Still feel the need to add me?
Really?
I didn't think so.
![Angel Ann [Derob Mai] profile picture](https://profilesarchive.blob.core.windows.net/pictures/616/l/9352616.jpg)