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Straight outta da Valley

you've sewed enough oats to put general mills out of business

About Me

ok well i dont know if anyone cares, but ill tell u anyway. i am looking for some friends to have fun and talk with. umm yes that is my car, yes it is a work in progress, it is fast enough for now. i at least have my own apt so i dont have to worry about visitation hours or any of that stupid crap. i like ridin go karts, bowling, putt putt, street racing, going to the drag strip, playin pool, spending money, people watching at the mall, long walks on the beach, a picnic in the park, you know romantical stuff like that. talents: double jointed, flexible, i can pick my nose while driving. Fav color: Clear i have a gf now, her name is kayla and i hope to keep her for a while if i can just stop screwing up

My Interests

cars, having fun, greys anatomy, sitcoms, movies, sleeping, people watching at the mall

I'd like to meet:

anyone really. i just wanna have fun and make friends, and remember stuff happens when u party naked!!!

Music:

anything, i will listen to rap, country, classical, pop, rock, and thats just in one day

Movies:

Grand Canyon Glass Skywalk



Grand Canyon Glass Skywalk - amazing engineering that kayla showed me anything, i love dumb and dumber, and anything with mel brooks, i like gone in 60 seconds, and action movies too, and im not too proud to watch a chik flik, or as i call them soggy shoulder movies

Television:

greys anatomy, cartoon network, speed channel, spike tv, discovery channel

Books:

robert jordan, some fantasy stuff, umm mainly magazines, like car and driver, rolling stone, maxim, FHM, Stuff, the usual, if they have pictures its better, reading is so twentieth century

Heroes:

strong bad, the energizer bunny, Lessleezy, superchargers, Bob Lutz, i love scotch, scotchy, scotch, scotch, and reece millen his drift GTO is the shizznit, Alf, and Captain Jack Sparrow

My Blog

new one

Ok here is my new gripe.  What is with the color off white?  Its not cream cuz cream has its own shade (or so i blatantly told by the helper at hobby lobby)  so it not white, like i can...
Posted by Straight outta da Valley on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:11:00 PST

more days between now and then

well last time it was friday, so now on to saturday.  well they are ok except for every saturday i have to work just like its a monday.  I mean COME ON, its the week end, that mean...
Posted by Straight outta da Valley on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 05:18:00 PST

UALA

Ok well being president of the UALA, I have the perogative to say whatever i want and gripe anytime i want.  But I want all my peeps to tell me what day of the week they hate the most and why, or...
Posted by Straight outta da Valley on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 06:40:00 PST

easy 1

ok so here is my question:  If you stay up all night, do you still get morning breath, and why havent they found a cure for it yet? 
Posted by Straight outta da Valley on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:36:00 PST

UALA

ok so how many people have worked hard at something only to have someone say, yah thats nice.  or not even get recognized for something you thought was no small miracle.  Have u ever found t...
Posted by Straight outta da Valley on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 04:58:00 PST

what is love

ok so i have heard so many different opinions on love, what is love to everyone else.  what makes you think this is the one (even if it is for a little while)...
Posted by Straight outta da Valley on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 07:18:00 PST