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ZACH

Some people tell me that we professional players are soccer slaves. Well, if this is slavery, give m

About Me

HEY MY NAME IS ZACH. I AM 17 YEARS OLD AND I LOVE TO PLAY SOCCER. I LIKE TO GO OUT AND TRY NEW THINGS. I'LL PRETTY MUCH TRY EVERYTHING TWICE. I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY. AND TO SUM IT ALL UP JUST READ THE 10 REASONS TO DATE A SOCCER PLAYER!10 REASONS TO DATE A SOCCER PLAYER1. THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TOUCH 2. THEY ARE USED TO SCORING 3. THEY CAN GO IN SOFT OR HARD 4. THEY MAKE YOU SCREAM FOR MORE 5. SWEATING IS NO PROBLEM 6. SKILL IS DEFINITE 7. THEY'LL PLAY ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME 8. THEY CAN GO FOR 90 MINUTES IN AT LEAST 11 DIFFERENT POSITIONS 9. KICKING ASS IS THE SAME AS SMACKING IT 10. THEY ALWAYS ARE ON TOPimg src="http://farm.addictinggames.com/fimages/2979.jpg"

My Interests

THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN SOCCER. SOCCER IS LIFE. I ALSO LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH MY FAMILY AND GO ON OUR BOAT AND WAKEBOARD. I'LL BASICALLY TRY ANYTHING TWICE.roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs And give me an hourKissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiplyRoses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with creamSex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laidSex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!!Roses are red Pickles are green I like your legs Especially betweenroses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.

I'd like to meet:

AS MANY PEOPLE AS I CAN BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS DIFFERENT AND THEY HAVE THEIR OWN PERSONALITIES THAT ARE FUN AND INTERESTING. I'D LIKE TO MEET AS MANY PRO SOCCER PLAYERS AS I CAN BECAUSE I LOVE SOCCER. THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON I WANT TO MEET IS RONALDINHO BECAUSE I ENVY HIM.

Music:

I DONT REALLY CARE I PRETTY MUCH LISTEN TO ANYTHING.Myspace Layouts

Movies:

I HAVE TO SAY 300 KICKS ASSRonaldinho- Numb Encore

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Television:

DONT REALLY WATCH TV UNLESS IM SUPER BOARD.

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Basics:
Name: ZACH ALLEMAND
Date of Birth: 10 OCTOBER 1989
Birthplace: I DONT KNOW I WAS A BABY
Current Location: BREA CALIFORNIA
Eye Color: HAZLE
Hair Color: BROWN
Height: 5'10''
Heritage: GERMAN, FRENCH, SWEDISH, AND ITALIAN
Piercings: NOPE
Tattoos: NOT YET
Favourite:
Band/Singer: WHATEVER
Song: BETWEEN ANGELS AND INSECT
Movie: 300
Disney Movie: LION KING
TV show: DEAL OR NO DEAL
Color: BLACK
Food: CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRIES
Pizza topping: PINEAPPLE
Ice-Cream Flavor: IM A VANILLA KINDA GUY
Drink (alcoholic): VIRGIN STRAWBERRY DAQURIES
Soda: RASBERRY ICE TEA
Store: TILLY'S
Clothing Brand: DC
Shoe Brand: ADIDAS
Season: SPRING
Month: OCTOBER
Holiday/Festival: I DONT KNOW
Flower: ROSE
Make-Up Item: DONT WEAR ANY
Board game: MONOPOLLY
This or That
Sunny or rainy: DEPENDS
Chocolate or vanilla: I ALREADY TOLD YOU
Fruit or veggie: FRUIT
Night or day: DEPENDS
Sour or sweet: SWEET
Love or money: LOVE
Phone or in person: IN PERSON
Looks or personality: BOTH ARE IMPORTANT
Coffee or tea: TEA
Hot or cold: DEPENDS
Your:
Goal for this year: GET A NATIONALS RING FOR SOCCER
Most missed memory: MY FAMILY TOGETHER
Best physical feature: BODY/LOOKS
First thought waking up: NOT AGAIN
Hypothetical personality disorder: NONE
Preferred type of plastic surgery: NONE
Sesame street alter ego: COOKIE MONSTER
Fairytale alter ego: "IM A REAL BOY"
Most stupid remark: DAMN FOO
Worst crime: I STOLE A POKEMON CARD ONCE
Greatest ambition: FUCK 100000000000000000 GIRLS
Greatest fear: BOOGY-MAN
Darkest secret: IF I TELL YOU THEN IT'S NOT A SECRET HAHAHAHAHA
Favorite subject: LITERATURE
Strangest received gift: I DONT KNOW
Worst habit: BLOW SPIT BUBBLES
Do You:
Smoke: NOPE
Drink: NOPE
Curse: YES
Shower daily: YOU KNOW IT
Like thunderstorms: YEA THEY ARE COOL
Dance in the rain: NOPE
Sing: ONLY IN THE SHOWER
Play an instrument: NOPE
Get along with your parents: PARENT (DAD)
Wish on stars: YEA THE ONE'S THAT SHOOT
Believe in fate: YEA
Believe in love at first sight: YEA
Can You:
Drive: YEA
Sew: NOPE
Cook: YEA
Speak another language: YEA A LITTLE
Dance: LIKE A WHITE BOY
Sing: NOT THAT WELL
Touch your nose with your tongue: NOT REALLY
Whistle: YEA
Curl your tongue: KINDA
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: NOPE
Been Stoned/High: NOPE
Eaten Sushi: I LOVE SUSHI
Been in Love: YEA I GUESS
Skipped school: WHEN I WAS SICK
Made prank calls: WHO DOESNT
Sent someone a love letter: YEA
Stolen something: I ALREADY TOLD YOU
Cried yourself to sleep: YEA
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? WHEN THEY TRY TOO HARD TO FIT IN
Are you right or left handed? USED TO BE LEFT BUT NOW IM RIGHT
What is your bedtime? WHEN I FALL ASLEEP
Name three things you can't live without: GIRLS, FAMILY, AND FRIENDS
What is the color of your room? I DONT HAVE A ROOM
Do you have any siblings? YEA AN OLDER BROTHER AND YOUNGER SISTER
Do you have any pets? YEA A DOG AND A FISH
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? NOPE IT'S NOT WORTH IT
What is you middle name? MICHAEL
What are you nicknames? I DONT KNOW
Are you for or against gay marriage? EWW THAT'S NASTY
What are your thoughts ..ion? POOR LITTLE BABY
Do you have a crush on anyone? YEA A LOT OF GIRLS
Are you afraid of the dark? NOT ANYMORE
How do you want to die? SAVING SOMEONES LIFE
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? LIKE 18 IN A POPSICLE EATING CONTEST
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? OF COARSE
What is the last law you’ve broken? DISTERBING THE PEACE
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: BROWN
Eye color: DOESNT MATTER
Height AROUND 5'5''
Weight AROUND 115 ISH
Most important physical feature: BODY/LOOKS
Biggest turn-off ANNOYING
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Heroes:

MY FATHER BECAUSE HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME AND HE HAS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW. I WANT TO FOLLOW IN MY FATHERS FOOTSTEPS.