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Kit Ryan: professional giant assassin

kit_the_giant_killer

About Me

I really hate trying to describe myself. Just know that I'm cool. Trust me.
So, yeah, I finally got a fucking myspace. Feel free to berate me. I loathe myself. But if I'm going to have one, it might as well be pretty.
Random thought: If magical fish didn't grant wishes, then who would? And what would those fish do with their excess time and ability?
Random thought: I have fabulous hair. No one is permitted to say otherwise.
Random thought: Bastille Day is an unfortunately useless holiday if you're not in France.
Random thought: I wish Daeryl would come back to Knox...
Random thought: I believe in a thing called love. Just listen to the rhythm of my heart.
Random thought: Tea parties. We could all use more tea parties.
Random thought: Count Chocula is the best.
Random thought: Home seems to be more of a concept than a real place. I want to go home.
Random thought: There's only room for one Mary in my life. Mary Lane. With an L! For "Love"! I love Mary Lane!
Random thought: It's hard to satisfy a craving for goldfish crackers at 1 am when there aren't any in your house.
Random thought: It's really irritating that the bars on the myspace music players don't go along with the actual song.
Random thought: Apparently I am an Italian porn star. Looks like dreams really can come true!
Random thought: Life is a really funny thing.
Random thought: What's so adorable about pandas? Baby pandas, maybe. But fully grown pandas? Kind of creepy.
Random thought: Tim Burton? Johnny Depp? You're both dead to me.
Random thought: "Porcupine" is one of those words that's just indiscriminately fun to say. I wish it referred to something more exciting.
Random thought: The holidays are completely useless and utter shit without some decent Christmas carols.
Random thought: Being a princess would definitely have more perks than being a queen.
Random thought: "Hooters". Heehee. What a freaking ridiculous word.

My Interests

Theater, singing, writing, psych, reading, philosophy, people-watching, film, amateur photography, directing, piggy-back rides, consuming baked goods, long drives, fashion, sitting in the sunshine, impromptu songwriting, stick figure art

I'd like to meet:

Your mom. No, seriously. I hear she's really nice.

Music:

Beatles, Billy Joel, Norah Jones, Journey, Semisonic, Nine Days, Matchbox 20, random '90s goodies, Killers, Led Zeppelin, Phantom Planet, the Monkees, Journey, Queen, Steve Miller Band, Green Day, Barenaked Ladies, Cake, Avenue Q, Sweeney Todd, Smash Mouth, Monty Python's Spamalot, Eagles, Maroon 5, Gimme 5, Janis Joplin, Jekyll & Hyde, CCR, Eve 6, Rolling Stones, the Fray, Keane

Movies:

Casablanca, Finding Nemo, SHPAMLET, Amélie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Breakfast Club, Moulin Rouge, Pirates of the Carribean, Eternal Sunshine, Memento, Fight Club, Importance of Being Earnest, Clue, Citizen Kane, Crash, Shakespeare in Love, Four Weddings and a Funeral, The Pianist, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Blazing Saddles, Monty Python movies, Love Actually, Hackers, About a Boy, Sliding Doors, Bridget Jones, Love's Labour's Lost, Green Card, Boondock Saints, Hook, Cruel Intentions, V for Vendetta, The Piano, American Beauty, anything Hitchcock

Television:

Entourage, Law & Order, Project Runway, House, My Name is Earl, Rome, Carnivàle, Rescue Me, Extras, the Closer, the Sopranos, Boomtown, Cop Rock, Touching Evil

Books:

Pride & Prejudice, Sense & Sensibility, Persuasion, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Violet Hour, Assassins, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, The Golden Compass, Catch-22, Catcher in the Rye, the Harry Potter books, Yuck!, Doctor Faustus, the Scottish play, Hamlet, 1984, Brave New World, Clockwork Orange, the Hobbit (I never really got into the rest of the books), Phantom Tollbooth (who DIDN'T love that book as a kid?)

Heroes:

Shakespeare, Tim Curry, Ralph Fiennes, Geoffery Rush, Jane Austen, Frank McAndrew, Neil Patrick Harris, Michael Cerveris, Patti LuPone, Richard Greenberg, Phillip Pullman, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, Tamora Pierce, Raul Esparza...

My Blog

Woahh....

Wow.I'd totally forgotten I have a myspace. Whoopsidaisy. Oh well, I'm here now.My brain is completely twisted right now. Tomrrow is the first presentation of my scene for directing class. I may or ma...
Posted by Kit Ryan: professional giant assassin on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:42:00 PST

Not to jinx anything, but...

Things are looking mildly up again. :) The play just opened, and it's going well! (knock on wood!) Things just started clicking, and I'm really excited about everything. I mean, are things stressful ...
Posted by Kit Ryan: professional giant assassin on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:10:00 PST

FUCK.

Amazing how it all falls the fuck apart so GODDAMN easily. I want to go home.
Posted by Kit Ryan: professional giant assassin on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:09:00 PST

Life is ... good?

Seriously. Wiggy. Even with the crashing, horrifying impact of midterms, the chaos and nerves of rehearsals, and the upcoming doom that is my next tech theatre project... I'm feeling good. Maybe it's ...
Posted by Kit Ryan: professional giant assassin on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 03:44:00 PST

Kit + Mainstage Show?

Why yes, actually. She's in Our Town. How the heck did this happen? No clue. But I ain't complaining. Not a bad way to start off the school year... And all the theatre kids have been spectacularly sup...
Posted by Kit Ryan: professional giant assassin on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 01:43:00 PST

Oh, geez, holy crap. I go back soon!

So... I am currently excited, but nervous. Happy to be seeing my Knox buds, sad to be leaving my 'Dale ones. Antsy about theatre. Down about having to work again, but still eager to be busy again...
Posted by Kit Ryan: professional giant assassin on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 10:12:00 PST

I deserve better than this.

It's absurd you didn't notice. I am awesome, after all.
Posted by Kit Ryan: professional giant assassin on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:28:00 PST

Time just goes by so slowly,

Waiting for other people to make time for me. ...I wish there weren't so many hours in the day to be bored and listless and unhappy. Piss off, SIU. You took my friends away.
Posted by Kit Ryan: professional giant assassin on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:08:00 PST

Today, for no particular reason

was a really good day. I suppose it's only fair, if one can have indiscriminately random bad days, for good days to exchange the favor sometimes. I'm feeling really peaceful and happy. Maybe it's the...
Posted by Kit Ryan: professional giant assassin on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 04:02:00 PST

Because of this summer, because of you

Songs have new meanings now. Hm.
Posted by Kit Ryan: professional giant assassin on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 11:34:00 PST