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About Me

I'm Emily.

This is Bjork.

This is Bjork eating sticks.

Bitches love me.

I lose many things. I dislike pigs. I would worship the Faggot-God. I don't pratice Santeria, and I ain't got no crystal ball. I write bad poetry, I take particularly awful pictures, and I like riding my bicycle. I am also lousy at roller-blading. I hate most people. I like most kittens. And pandas. And parties. And combinations thereof.

"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music." - Vladimir Nabokov

"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power." -P.J. O'Rourke .skem9

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who like the 90s. People who will dance to anything.

And my "Top Friends" aren't in any fucking order. Except for Kate.

Music:

HUMANWINE
Most everything. That said, FUCK PANIC AT THE DISCO. That goes for you too, Fallout Boy.

LIKES: INSANE drummers
DISLIKES: Smooth jazz.
Some bands you might not have heard of and should hear: Neutral Milk Hotel, The Unicorns, Stereo Total, The Aquabats, DeVotchka, Tegan and Sara, Ani DiFranco, The Dresden Dolls, The Distillers, Mutaytor, Switchblade Kittens, Deerhoof, Amon Tobin, MSI, The Epoxies, Regina Spektor, Saul Williams, Le Tigre, Lily Allen, Vagabond Opera, Vermillion Lies, Reel Big Fish, PJ Harvey, Mr. Bungle... I'm just slapping up things you might not have heard of. I'm sure I'm forgetting hundreds.

Television:

Daria, Invader Zim, Family Guy (at times), Futurama, The Simpsons and best of all, Strangers With Candy.

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Books:

Books books books. I read. Lots. Dave Barry, Barbara Kingsolver, Vladmir Nabokov, Douglas Adams...stuff like that. Cool books = A Clockwork Orange, Brave New World, Hunchback of Notre Dame (except, okay, what's with the architecture fetish? Too much on architecture. Really.), Infinite Jest, First One Into the Water, The Things They Carried, Middlesex, and a whole ton of others.

Pretty much my most favorite person I never met.

My Blog

Fuckin' summer

Seeing as it's June 17 already, you would think the world/lyfe (we're all thugs here...right?) would be feeling a mite bit more on the summery side of things. As in: 1. No feelings of sleep deprivatio...
Posted by Science. on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:10:00 PST

Flog-Blog?

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. And in the land of the retarded, the half-wit pretends to reign. Basically, I'd like to dedicate this to a certain someone out there who amuses the ...
Posted by Science. on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:19:00 PST

ZOMBIE

She's totally going to eat him. Just LOOK at her. Come on people! I cannot possibly be the only one who sees this. Avril Lavigne. Is. The Living Dead. As in ZOMBIE....
Posted by Science. on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:58:00 PST

Come as you are

The chinchilla looks like a furry pancake. That thing has serious skeletal structure issues.
Posted by Science. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Psycho killer...run run away...

The chinchilla has apperantly grown tired of lying in it's lovely puddle of urine, and is hopping about the room, tastefully decorating the floor with little rodent decorations. They look like brown s...
Posted by Science. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

...I didn't eat the worm...

okay, primero, ayer era mucho divertido. Now, WHAT is this a picture of? A peacock??? Oh, well, the picture didn't work. Anyway. Possums are impudent. I have proof. Look at this. Is that not the esse...
Posted by Science. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mar.

Rar! 2040 on the SATs. This is what happens when I have to get up to be at Vallejo at 7:30 on about five hours of sleep. Sooo dead.
Posted by Science. on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 06:07:00 PST

Sayonara

Right, so I'm leaving then. For like a week. If Napa floods again, don't build a raft without me.
Posted by Science. on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 03:24:00 PST

Sayonara

Stalin is leaving today, by cover of night. Stalin will return in the darkness on the 23rd. The senile bird has been left in the care of Ling-Ling, along with the rest of the Soviet Union. The c...
Posted by Science. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Las Vegas?

HELL.
Posted by Science. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST