Burly Samurai - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Burly because I`m a big guy with long hair and a long beard. Samurai because I`m honorable yet vicious if crossed. It works out well because I`m fascinated with Japanese culture. I`m smart enough to know what to tell people in authority so they won`t think I`m crazy. I`m not saying I am, I`m just saying it`s better that I don`t share the things that go on inside my mind. Those of you who know me fairly well, think about this: As bad as all the stuff that I will talk about is, do you really want to know about the things that I`ll censor myself from sharing? I didn`t think so.
I`m the nicest guy you`ll ever meet, but I can also be the biggest asshole. I`m a nerd. I do strange things, usually to make myself and others laugh. Sometimes my strangeness isn`t funny, and isn`t meant to be. I aspire to be a writer, but it`s not exactly the easiest business to break into, especially from Alabama. Anything else you wanna know, feel free to ask. I`ll probably answer, if I`m not too busy with my plans for world domination at the time.
"Intelligence is learning from your mistakes. Wisdom is learning from the mistakes of others." - me

My Interests

My interests are varied and random, much like my personalities. Oh what? Like you don`t have different personalities? Oh please, save it. You think you`re so fucking superior, don`t you? I`ll cut you if you keep it up, then we`ll see how superior you think you are then. Yeah, that`s right, at least I can still walk.

I'd like to meet:

Cool, interesting people, ya know, like me. Aside from that, mostly musicians and wrestlers. Oh yeah, lots of hot females would be nice too, so you, dear reader, need to get on this and make it happen. I`m not kidding. What are you waiting on? Stop reading this and go forth and bring me the women-folk, oh and money. Lots and lots of money so I can escape that hellhole I work at, hereafter will only be called Hell Inc. GO, DAMN IT!! There will be time to read this later, once you bestow upon me your offering.

If you want to add me and either I don`t know you, or you think I might not know who you are right off the bat, then send me a message telling me who you are, why you want to add me, or something like that so that I`ll know you`re not one of those spammer people that I keep having to deny. If you`re a band looking to add me, unless I know someone in the band, don`t bother.

"Life is a flaming pile of horse shit. You can either let it burn down everything around you, or you`re gonna get shit on you. Either way, the stench is horrible." - me

Music:

A little bit of everything from Pantera to Black Sabbath to Johnny Cash to James Brown to George Clinton And The P-Funk All Stars to Robert Johnson to Ol' Dirty Bastard to Tom Jones.

Heroes:

My heroes are the people who make it through all the bullshit in life, and yet somehow still manage to be enjoyable to be around, at least most of the time. The people who bust their ass day in and day out, yet nothing seems to go their way, and yet they continue on.

My Blog

Being A Kid Again For A Night? or The Inevitability Of Being Michael

Let`s see if this blog actually makes it to the posting stage.I`ve been having internet issues of late, specifically with My Space(past week or 2) and Live Journal (past mont...
Posted by Burly Samurai on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 05:15:00 PST

My Existence Is Pointless

I don`t feel like I`m needed in life by anyone at this point. Previously, I`ve either felt like someone needed me, or had some hope of something promising happening in my life. I`ve done a lot of so...
Posted by Burly Samurai on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:08:00 PST

State Of The Mind Address

Let`s see, what`s been going on with me? Well not too much. I got in trouble at work this past week for something I allegedly did. The funny thing is that I don`t remember doing that, and I`ve done...
Posted by Burly Samurai on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 01:27:00 PST

Random

I just watched American History X for the first time in quite a few years. It`s kinda scary how much of my younger self I can see in that movie. There was a time when I could have gone down that pat...
Posted by Burly Samurai on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:35:00 PST

Update I Guess

What`s up people? I have not been around too much of late. I seem to have a little bit of a social life going once again, so I`ve been spending time with friends. I went to the Shelby County Fair t...
Posted by Burly Samurai on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:44:00 PST

An Update

So Monday comes and my plan was to work out a payment plan with that woman`s insurance company... but that didn`t happen. I was awakend by the phone. It was the woman who is working for my aunt in t...
Posted by Burly Samurai on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 01:51:00 PST

The Rest Of My Vacation... And The Week After

Picking up where I last left off...Thursday morning I paid my power bill and went back over to Kevin`s to wait for them to get my power back on. Late that afternoon, once they got my power back on, I...
Posted by Burly Samurai on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 06:25:00 PST

When it rains... it floods and I end up drowning, as usual.

Allow me to recap the past week for your reading (dis)pleasure. Last week, the manager of my store was on vacation. Since I'm the assistant manager, that left me in charge. Well, Kan...
Posted by Burly Samurai on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:44:00 PST

This Too Shall Pass

When times are trying for me, like the situation I`m in now, a lot of times it pushes me to the breaking point. While at this point, I think about all the shit that`s going on in my life, and all the...
Posted by Burly Samurai on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 12:04:00 PST

Life Kills.

Well, once again, things fall through for me. There`s not much I can do about it. I guess I`ll figure something out when the time comes. I`ll call the woman`s insurance company again tomorrow, and ...
Posted by Burly Samurai on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:44:00 PST