Mistress Prime

found this retro layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments found this retro layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotCommentsThis is merely a horoscope I found: SCORPIO:HOLEE SHIT!! Here comes the masters and mistresses of FUCKING. Sorry Leo, but Scorps ARE the leaders in the Kink O Rama factor. (Leos are in second place, so don't worry that much, Leos.) Scorpios KNOW how to seduce. They KNOW what is kinky. They are highly manipulative. They KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want. They KNOW how to fuck, and they are making room for modifications. All they have to do is walk into a room and look at you, and you WILL be on your back assuming the position. Anne Rice (during her 'Beauty' phase) wants to be a Scorpio. Leos and Scorpios make for a fabulous tryst. They are the BEST in bed together...but if the emotions are not there then that's a different story. Don't dare try to make a Socrpio jealous...They will duct tape you to a chair and make you watch them fuck your boss, sister/brother, mother. Hell, that's their idea of a typically normal Thursday night. They love to use gag balls. They always have carpet burns on their knees and back. This is from their constant rutting like a wild weasel in heat. They are also very cunning and secretive. They have a fetish for riding crops and bridles. Most Scorpios have mastered the Binaca Blowjob for heightened and elongated pleasure. I hope you can go the distance and can make them cum otherwise gods help you. Favorite song: Master and Servant. Most female Scorpios have a horrible tendency of being Alcohol Lesbians...Get them drunk enough, and they will kiss a girl...or two... or three...or five. Beware of their sting!!!!!!!!!!!!!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 Fortunately for some, they broke the mold and shot the bastard who made it when I sprang into this world! I'm loud, outgoing, extremely sexual, and usually doing or saying something most only wish they had the ovaries to do. Life has lead me to Largo for now, but hopefully not left me here. I tend bar @ 1st n 10 on Missouri Ave just north of Largo High. I'm a medium-sized, natural beauty from the Indiana countryside. I came down here to escape the mundane existance of small town life, and so far, I like it a lot! I like to spend my days doing whatever I feel like. Usually, that involves bong hits, martinis, and my personal favorite, spending as much quality time as possible with my number 1 boyfriend, B.O.B. Don't get all upset. He's my battery operated boyfriend and my fave only b/c, let's face it, nobody fucks me like me!! Don't sweat, I still have enough love for everyone else. He just makes life easier!