Spin-Off Tv Shows |
As the fall TV season talk begins I find myself a bit somber without a traditional spin-off on the list of new shows. Through out the years the major networks have missed out on opportunitie...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:25:00 GMT |
A Dozen Necessary Qualities for Ideal Woman |
Ideal Woman
1. Must occasionlly break out into song and insist I dance! Even though I'll say, "Oh now, I can't dance. No..no no," she'll just insist!
2. Whimsy
noun, plural -sies.
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Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 22:06:00 GMT |
Empty Thoughts |
Sometimes I think all the rich should give all their money to the poor but then I think that would just make the rich the poor, and the poor the rich and then we're back where we started again....
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:02:00 GMT |
Evidentally Important Game To Be Played Today |
During my last conquest to the supermarket I noticed flags and baloons with "NY" posted on each party-item. I assumed that this was simple city pride but as it turns out New York City is playing...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 13:49:00 GMT |
My Reaction to Home Alone Two. |
as a parent, i would suspect that leaving your child "home alone" in chicago, while you were off gallivanting around, would scar said parent for life. i mean, it's not like he's your special hair cond...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:33:00 GMT |
Worried About Santa’s Marriage |
lately, i've been troubled over santa's claus' marriage. it's a marriage built around false hope. think about it: the relationships itself is unusually formal, as santa claus never refers to his wife ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:31:00 GMT |
Final Letter to Cracker Companies (Part IV) |
DEAR GOLD FISH, CHEEZ IT, and CHEX:
Once again I find myself in need to retract my words. First I lauded Gold Fish, then I praised Cheez It and finally I endowed Chex as the greatest cracker ev...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:44:00 GMT |
Another Letter To Guardian Angel |
Dear Guardian Angel:
As 07 rounds the end point (well not yet) I look onto 08. Now, I really believe that 08 will bare the fruits of labor put forth in 07. A lot of preliminary work has been done with...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 21:25:00 GMT |
Letter to Cracker Companies PART 3 III |
DEAR GOLD FISH AND CHEESE ITS:
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Last month I was a brash man who thought he knew it all; cracker-wise that is. I u...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:17:00 GMT |
Letter to Goldfish Snack Cracker Company II |
For years I have lived and died by your cracker. My life received many years of happiness from your product (I have a sad life, --filled with misfortune and regret, but that's neither he...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 21:19:00 GMT |
