Shitting on people that wear a tie to the bars either loosened or completely undone.
edit: People that wear bluetooth cellphone headsets anywhere in public are 1000x more offensive.
Shift Happens
Anything to inspire involuntary head nodding (especially within an auto,) every one hit wonder since 1950, any band whose name is mentioned on I Love the 80’s or 90’s, songs that start out slow and slap you in the face with their ass kicking just as you’re about the change the station, continuous techno that makes you lose track of time, Headbanger’s Ball-esque metal/rock that makes you feel like it would be perfectly OK to drive through a crosswalk in use, and the Thundercats theme. I like anything that I can look like a total idiot/asshole (depending on POV) listening and rocking out to in stop and go traffic.
Memento, The Usual Suspects, Seven, A Simple Plan, What the "Bleep" Do We Know, Arlington Road, Brick, The Time Machine, Swingers, A Princess Bride, GO, Four Rooms, Super Troopers, 8MM, The Matrix, The Mexican, Boiler Room, Waiting, Wall Street, Glengarry Glen Ross, Heat, Twelve Monkeys, Under Siege, Demolition Man, TMNT, Legend, Who Framed Rodger Rabbit, A Scanner Darkly... I could go on.
History Channel, Discovery, TLC, HBO and Showtime's series (Entourage, Deadwood, Weeds, Brotherhood, Rome, Sleeper Cell etc.) Movies don't have commercials, so I tend to watch more of them. (I hate product placement and basically all advertising even though I am occasionally impressed by its creativity.)
Albert Camus' The Stranger, Tucker Max's I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Dostoevsky's The Brothers Karamazov... my train of thought doesn't afford me the ability to read very often.
My father. My mother. My sister. Anyone that respects others as much as themselves.