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Melinda Marie

Going for broke, rock till you choke

About Me

"You don't give someone something for giving you something. That would just result in endless giving." -J.H.

My Interests

gardening, sewing, keeping a tidy house, BBAD, and thrashing about

I'd like to meet:

the sniper on the grassy knoll, someone with a head larger than Jason Richard Hatfield's, or Dennis Kucinich

Music:

long live 3 Inches of Blood, Jenny Lewis, The Horror Pops, and June Carter

Movies:

Footloose and An Inconvenient Truth (One of two movies I've cried over, the second being Powder)

Television:

History Detectives, Nova, Nature, This Old House, A Different World, American Experience, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm...the rest I won't admit to.

Books:

YES

Heroes:

Beatrice, Schatzie, and Buddy

My Blog

Dearly Departed

"It is with great sadness I have to announce that your little tan buddy, The Great Drapes, has passed. Please try to dwell on the wonderful memories he leaves behind. Remember how all the ladies of th...
Posted by Melinda Marie on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:37:00 PST

Jason Hatfield on Retards

"Retards could act normal if they just tried. You can do anything if you put your mind to it." ~ Jason Richard Hatfield
Posted by Melinda Marie on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:40:00 PST

my fly was down

first I couldn't sleep because there is a rat living in the walls of our bedroom. then at work i locked my keys in the car and to top it all off my fly was down all day which was only highlighted by t...
Posted by Melinda Marie on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 07:26:00 PST

professor fetish

today one of my professors said to me, "melinda, it's been so fun to watch you progress this semester. i thought you were a wild colt who could never be saddled."
Posted by Melinda Marie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

once I saw kieths butt crack

ha did I scare you keith I know you're reading this! you better watch what you put on my profile or I'll tell your deepest darkest secrets. yeah you know what i'm talking about
Posted by Melinda Marie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My alleged friend keith

I have this alleged friend Keith and he picks on me. What he doesnt know is I've been plotting against him and it's all going to come back to him "a curse shall alight upon the wings of men" ALL BECA...
Posted by Melinda Marie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST