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David

Mushrooms grow on cow turds

About Me

I'm Dave. You might remember me as the singer for Grain. Well, hold on to your corn cob pipe, cuz I'm back, mother fuckers. That's right, you just can't keep a good guy down. The new band is called Five Empty Chambers, and this shit right here is so hot, it'll melt the sun. And I'm still determined to educate your dumb asses. Just remember to listen.

My Interests

Well, when I'm not out saving the environment, I'm thinking of you, naked, thigh-deep in tofu.

I'd like to meet:

Maybe that foreign chick down the street.

Music:

Nas, Rage Against the Machine, Beastie Boys, Crushpoint, Pantera, Dow Jonez, Machinehead, Jonny the Saint, Bjork, Bob Marley, Simon and Garfunkel, Ludacris, Outkast, Sepultura, Oasis, Public Enemy, Jay-Z, Eminem, 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks, Young Buck, Scarface, Jacknife, Dedset FTW, Black Belt Jones, Incubus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, DMX, Lamb of God, System of a Down, Frank Sinatra, The Police, Bruce Springsteen, Snot, Slipknot, Sevendust, Nonpoint, Wu Tang Clan, NWA, Bone Thugs 'n Harmony, Megadeth, Eric Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Ray Charles, B.B. King, Korn's first album, Limp Bizkit's first album, Mudflap, Deftones, Alice in Chains, Tool, Primus, Faith No More, The Smiths, Pearl Jam, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Refused, A.F.I., The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Guns n' Roses, Velvet Underground, Tupac, Union Underground, Notorious B.I.G., etc.

Movies:

Usual Suspects, Godfather 1 & 2, Back to the Future, Raging Bull, Ray, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Desperado, Natural Born Killers, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, The Thing, The Shining, Pulp Fiction, Clerks 2, Reservoir Dogs, Chasing Amy, Jackie Brown, Dogma, Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Star Wars (orig. trilogy), Indiana Jones trilogy, One Day in September, The History of Rock n' Roll, Terminator 1 & 2, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, Any Given Sunday, blah blah

Television:

Clerks cartoon, Married...with Children, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, Home Improvement, I Love Lucy, Seinfeld, Sopranos, Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons

Books:

Hell's Angels, The Da Vinci Code, History of Def Jam, No One Here Gets Out Alive, Nothing's Sacred, The Last Three Minutes...

Heroes:

There's no such thing as a hero. There's just people that don't fuck up as often

My Blog

Don't Fuck With Grain

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Posted by David on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 11:38:00 PST