Stuff I love:
cold beer, college football, spicey food, Tallahassee tailgates, Rixie pup, new clothes, soft serve, tropical skittles, air conditioning, mob movies, John Cleese, boat drinks, potato chips, game shows, infomercials, food network, Amy Sedaris, days at the beach, QVC, Delilah, country music, mashed taters, on-time flights, long weekends, margaritas with lots of salt, boiled peanuts, cheese, cocktails and tapas outside on a summer night, shark week, Thanksgiving, mac & cheese, montages of people falling set to music, Cops (the TV show), sleeping late, flip flops, Sonny's BBQ, the World Series cause it means baseball season is almost over
Stuff I hate:
bowtie pasta, Hershey kisses, going to the Post Office, cilantro, diversity training, York peppermint patties, the Olympics, bad grammar, monkeys, Tony Kornheiser, birds, cats, gin, Joe Buck, Home Depot, Applebees, the United Nations, road trips, the space program, doctors' offices, Bobby Flay, butterscotch, religious fundamentalists, the DMV, Pepsi, tangerines, Word tables, team building exercises, traffic, people who take themselves too seriously, Tony Stewart, children on answering machines, cops who lecture you, white chocolate, comic sans, the NJ Turnpike, people who abuse the legal system, the list goes on.
