"You are like the beautiful cat I never had." |
(aka) You would think by now I would know how to talk to drunk people. But alas... Last night, around 2 in the a.m. Drunk Guy (who, in the style of Rolling Stone, will heretofore be k...
Posted by CJ on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:49:00 PST |
My new career |
I would like a new career. I figure most of you who would be reading this know me fairly well. Suggestions? (Professional Smart-Ass doesn't pay all that well, surprisingly. Tru...
Posted by CJ on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:40:00 PST |
This makes me sad |
I met him this summer. He was the one bright light in a horrible show. He was gracious when he didn't have to be. He was my age.
http://www.playbill.com/news/article/111324.ht...
Posted by CJ on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:29:00 PST |
Please, to be merrying! |
This afternoon for lunch I took myself out for sushi. It was lovely to be out of the office, alone, and absolutely fine wtih it. In fact, I was quite happy. So there I sat, deftly ...
Posted by CJ on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:54:00 PST |
Apologies to the city of New York for this mornings commuting debacle |
I have come to understand that this morning's horrendous delays and general commuting mayhem, were, however indirectly, my fault. Clearly I am not meant to get to work on time, and all the force...
Posted by CJ on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:45:00 PST |
Short Answer Question of the Day |
Provide three (3) ways in which your life would be significantly different than it is now, if you had been named Marvyn. (If your name is Marvyn already, than please substitute the name Angela.)...
Posted by CJ on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:06:00 PST |
Best Birthday Ever! (No, it wasn't mine.) |
Once upon a time, we threw Allie a surprise party for her birthday. A grand suprise it was, indeed. Shortly after her arrival, Fred emerged from Natasha's closet in full Red Hot Chili Peppers regali...
Posted by CJ on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:04:00 PST |
Apologies to Sarah for taking so long (aka interactive blogging) |
Leave your name as a comment on this blog. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll p...
Posted by CJ on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:37:00 PST |
Honesty is the best policy, unless you work at Barnes and Noble |
When I got to the checkout, the clerk asked, "You don't happen to have a membership card, do you?" "No, I do not," was my reply. Clerk: "Well, you probably don't want one, because it costs $25...
Posted by CJ on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 02:02:00 PST |
My new job, part I |
For those of you who don't know, I've begun cocktail waitressing at a certain gentleman's cabaret. (The name of the establishment, and all parties mentioned, have been omitted or changed t...
Posted by CJ on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:37:00 PST |
