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Justin

I am here for Friends

About Me

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills, or wherever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder, "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you.

My Interests

The flavor of the week.

I'd like to meet:

Not Mr. "Two Americas"- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Music:

Whatever iTunes plays next.

Movies:

Trading Places, Being John Malkovich, Christmas Vacation, Life of Brian, Saving Private Ryan, Platoon, American Beauty

Television:

Wish I had the time. Simpsons, Lost, Invasion, and, um Meet the Press. That's it.

Books:

If I were king, everyone would have to read Jean-Paul Sartre's "Being and Nothingness" (radical human freedom leads to absolute responsibility), Franz Kafka's "The Castle" (simply the greatest book ever written), and Vaclav Havel's "Open Letters" (samizdat essays written during the Soviet occupation of Czechoslovakia- greatest essays on freedom and oppressive government since the Federalist Papers).