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~Tupelo Honey~

DOnt Piss IN my bucket and tell Me iTS Raining....

About Me

Im generally a nice and sociable person. I can get along with most. I like being around a variety of people. I love drinking in large groups. Go figure what person in there 20's doesn't. I love my cats more than the average person. Yes i value there lives over most humans. Other than that wierd obsession im pretty insane. I am a hairstylist, and i love my job. I work hard to play hard, so life is pretty damn sweet.
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: Brown+Green+Gold ( fuckin HAzel)
Hair Color:: Brown { for now}
Height:: too tall 5'9
Favorite Color:: black
Screen Name:: your mother
Favorite Band:: too many to mention
Favorite Movie:: Alice in Wonderland
Favorite Show:: i hate tv
Your Car:: an Exploder that sucks the life out of gas and cost me a small fortune
Your Hometown:: somewhere up north in a corn field
Your Present Town:: GOod Ole' Denton
Your Crushes First Name:: I dont have one but if you find me one tell him to fuck off because i will eventually anywayz
Your Grade:: B+
Your Style:: Beige
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: Yes, hince the scare on my forehead. Dont do that with a gin and tonic in your hand.
Kissed someone in the rain?: Does the shower count?
Danced in a public place?: YEs! wIsh i was a better dancer tho.
Smiled for no reason?: Oh yeah!
Laughed so hard you cried?: Thanks Linny for that one. Subway will forever mean something more to me.
Peed your pants after age 8?: I dont think so, but i have been peed on.
Written a song?: Nope. Im just not that deep man.
Sang to someone for no reason?: All the freakin time.
Performed on a stage?: until the age of 13 when i realized everyone was looking at me.
Talked to someone you don't know?: Everyday. I get paid to do that.
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: No, that is called forced friendship and that is akward.
Made out in a theatre?: I was drunk.
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: I was drunk.
Been in love?: Not sure. So i guess that is a no.
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: Kimree.
Tell you, I love you?: my mommy
Kiss you?: umm i plead the 5th
Hug you?: my mommy
Tell you BYE?: my sister
Write you a note?: my shitty ass roomate.fuck him
Take your photo?: I was too drunk to remember. It was my 21st.
Call your cell phone?: my other sister
Buy you something?: Jessica bought me a couple drinks
Go with you to the movies?: Shit. I have no idea. Sad huh?
Sing to you?: the stage 5 clinger
Write a poem about you?: the stage 5 clinger
Text message you?: LINNY
Touch you?: Ryan just bumped my arm.
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: Just a second ago.
Time you cried?: No clue.
Movie you watched?: Layer Cake
Joke you told?: I dont tell jokes because i never really remember them.
Song you've sang?: CRAZY by Gnarls Barkley. I was jammin in my car.
Time you've looked at the clock?: 3:33pm
Drink you've had?: Sunkist soda
Number you've dialed?: My sister
Book you've read?: Darma Bums still reading it.
Food you've eaten?: Chic-fila sandwich
Flavor of gum chewed?: Orbit Sweetmint
Shoes you've worn?: FLip FlOps
Store you've been in?: Target
Thing you've said?: I like it!
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: Nope
Whistle?: sure can
Blow a bubble?: double bubble
Roll your tounge in a circle?: yep
Cross your eyes?: yep
Touch your tounge to your nose?: my mom and sis can but i was jipped
Dance?: sorta when i am drunk but doesnt everyone think they can when they are drunk.
Gleek?: eww i fuckin hate when people do that. KEep your Dna to yourself
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: Oh yeah. Over and Over again without drugs too.
Speak a different language?: Sorry im stupid
Impersonate someone?: I try.
Prank call people?: When i was 13.
Make a card pyramid?: I never really tried.
Cook anything?: I make some bad ass enchilada casserole.
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: planet i would be Uranus.
I wish ...: I could say everything i felt.
So many people don't know that ...: I actually do care.
I am ...: overbearing and careless a lot of the time.
My heart is ...: beating. I swear dispite what everyone thinks.
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My Interests

HAir, Music, and anything to do with music. I like being active at all times and i like to be kept busy. www.tonycaosalon.com ----- thats where i work check us out
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I'd like to meet:

EVERYBODY!!!!! MAke me laugh!!! I absolutely love my friends and i am always willing to make more. --------
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Music:

Incubus, Coldplay, 311, Korn, the killers, Radiohead, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, Byjork,Doors,Tool, A Perfect Circle,Toadies,Cake,RHCP,Rage Agaisnt the Machine, Pantera, some Led or some Skynard ....... and anything that rocks my socks off! i am not so much into rap, but i can deal with it! I dig on some country too. Tim, George, Garth, Clint, and some newer artist, but i do not force anyone to listen to it in my car. I understand why people dislike country, but i was raised in Memphis, TN.

Movies:

The Evolution of Dance



Comedian dances to clips of music from the 60's to the 2000's My current favorites are Closer and Match Point. Greed, passion and jealousy. Doesnt get any better. I watch them while i down a bottle of wine and it makes me happy. Outside that Office Space, Layer Cake, The Constant Gardener, Fight Club, any Johnny Depp film, Enemy at the Gates, Garden State, Anchor Man, Orange County, Crash, Man on Fire, Oh and i love kids movies. I see every Pixar film i can. Well i watch movies because i do not have cable so the list goes on...

Television:

I dont really like TV! but i am down for some animal planet, discovery, history channel. Family Guy and Futurama are the shit. Oh yes and Absolutely Fabulous darling. darling .darling.

Books:

Yeah i read. Usually a couple books at a time. I never finish them unless i really like them. Most of the time i read books about women who kick ass. Heartless bitter women. They make me happy.

Heroes:

My mother.

My Blog

BABY BOY!

So my nephew is finally here. At a whole 9lbs, he is a perfectly healthy baby boy. No complications occured during the labor. It was smoothe sailing, for me at least. Check out my sister Kelsy's page ...
Posted by ~Tupelo Honey~ on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

Week from fucking HELL!!!!!!!

Okay so i get pulled over Sat. night and recieved my first speeding ticket. No biggie i can deal thought it was owed to me anywayz. Well Mon. Hamilton my room mate broke my phone. No biggie cause mine...
Posted by ~Tupelo Honey~ on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:54:00 PST

MY EMO BLOG!

1. What are you most passionate about? Family, Family and Friends. If you are my blood you are my heart. 2. What are the THREE things for which you are MOST thankful? My Mother My Sisters My drive to ...
Posted by ~Tupelo Honey~ on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:15:00 PST

Cockroaches can fly!

Well an update for anyone who doesnt know, I am getting a nephew. Seeing him on the little screen was cooler than the lesbian stripper at the clubhouse. She bit my boob. I am living in a little dump t...
Posted by ~Tupelo Honey~ on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:02:00 PST

WHY?

Why is it so fucking hot out today? Why did i drink so fucking much lastnight? Why did someone just give us a bottle of absinth? Why do i have a really strange bruise around my wrist? Why did we have ...
Posted by ~Tupelo Honey~ on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 04:05:00 PST

It doesnt get any better than that!

Wow can i go ahead and say thank you to everyone for making my 21st birthday the experience of a lifetime. I can honestly say i have the best friends in world. My memories of that night will forever h...
Posted by ~Tupelo Honey~ on Fri, 19 May 2006 03:37:00 PST

Glass in my feet!

Why is it everytime i hang out with you people i wake up with glass in my feet and a killer headache. Thank you Nick and Crocbull for thinking that smashing bottles over your slut helmet was a great i...
Posted by ~Tupelo Honey~ on Sun, 14 May 2006 08:10:00 PST

In need

Well its been 6 months since my last vacations so i am definetly due for another. I am so freaking excited about Corpus Christi its not even funny. I leave in 11 days. I think it might end up just bei...
Posted by ~Tupelo Honey~ on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 07:11:00 PST

To more than one in my life.

How many times do I have to say To get away-get gone Flip your shit past another lasses Humble dwelling You got your game, made your shot, and you got away With a lot, but I'm not turned-on So put awa...
Posted by ~Tupelo Honey~ on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:35:00 PST

Crazy Dream .1

Okay i had this dream the other night and i thought i would start sharing ..... So i'm  in a friends kitchen (anonymous person but friend) and this person starts showing me this really cool fish ...
Posted by ~Tupelo Honey~ on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 04:01:00 PST