...I wish I had three eyes, but of course I have three eyes. I have clairvoyant paranoia. I have precognitive dissidence. I have many other ways of seeing at my disposal. I have a garbage disposal, dinner plans and dog biscuits. I have many many options and a strong sense that freedom is within where I shall never find it. Freedom is lost and failure is just around the corner and the only thought that consoles me any more is the sound of my voice and the fact that I don't cut myself shaving as often as I used to, of course I don't shave as often as I used to either...
"I Wish" King Missile - The Way to Salvation