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I am here for Friends

About Me

I did NOT post any ridiculous videos of people kicking each other, or keg stands, or bunnies humping on your wall. Someone hacked my account and made me look like a superweird-o.I have a permanent bump on my head from STANDING on a SIT-n-spin when I was 5....point being- my personality has not changed all that much from then. Bad decisions are never bad decisions when i make them... they are GREAT decisions. I'm not a big fan of consequences. Or responsibility. I am impulsive, opinionated, foulmouthed, brutally honest, a showoff, drive like a maniac, and its a good time. caution: if i make you a toastymelty pb and cheese sandwich you might fall in love with me. I may or may not be bad news.
My space profiles are weird, so 'look how supertrendy i am'..... I could be pretentious and only type random vague emophrases on my profile to show that I indeed am too cool for a myspace profile. Vomit, I hate that shit. (while i realize that whole spiel could be considered equally as pretentious) BTW, I ran out of internet. Entertain me. Unless you are using myspace to get laid, then entertain someone else.
My aim's jennypalmer687. Kudos to self on creative screenname
PS. My top pet peeves… 1.guys who put cocky shirtless pictures as their profile pic, GUYS WHO DON’T READ THE PREVIOUS and send me a picture with their flexed muscles but have nothing interesting to say. Your bulging biceps will not win my heart.
2.anyone who puts under musical interests... 'just about anything'/ 'everything'...NoNONO, go find some tastey music you like and get back to me.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

super 'cool' kids. total dorks. those that fall somewhere in between. anyone who can convince me that, indeed, i have had enough shots/beers. those who dont take themselves too seriously. punky brewster grown up (not the actress, the actual character). the inventor of fat free brownies. mix cd makers. others to make mix cds for. someone to do my dirty work. a getaway driver. href="http://www.freeflashtoys.com/"
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My Blog

so bad it calls for a blog

You know I need to vent when I actually log onto myspace and blog.What's the worse that could happen?AKA Dating and college don't mix. I haven't been on that many dates in awhile, but I know this much...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:50:00 GMT

how i spent my summer pt 2

My first Atlas sales meeting... . Everyone is sitting in a circle, either ready to play a rousing game of duck-duck-goose, or sing "Kumbuya". (As it turns out, both of these would have been preferabl...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:59:00 GMT

Hail Atlas

Just a little update for my friends in BG. AKA How I Spent My Summer Vacation Pt I In early May I signed my life away to a company called Atlas. Quit my job in Toledo to randomly up and move to P...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:11:00 GMT

is this you?

So sometimes I'm a smartass. We know this. My last blog referred to me being 'in love'... mainly I was hardcore making fun of this guy who friend requested me.  Wannabe white gangster t...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 18:40:00 GMT

dawg, i think i'm in lizzle.(and by lizzle i mean love)

Psych. But check out this sweet profile of the ' thug' who 'sent me a holla'. www.myspace.com/leggthepreacher Haaaaaaaaa. Sorry, no. Ballin.
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 20:48:00 GMT

Fortune and fame

Kiddos, I've figured out how I'm going to become rich and famous.... jennypalmer687 (7:29:21 PM): i think my computer has a virus, it keeps saying 'cheers' brightside KYLe (7:...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 16:41:00 GMT

beer bottles, bongs, and bg

clean the house or bs on myspace... hard decision. last night... out.of. control. in the best way. actually every night is out of control. fucking love it. anyways, the highlights of last n...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 11:47:00 GMT

your tractor is NOT sexy.

An hour of work to kill... Story time. It's move in week. The dorms are full of freshman, parents, and futons. But on the other side of town... The National Tractor Pull. Oh yeah, high class shit. htt...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 13:58:00 GMT

jane fuckin doe

So yeah, I'm double blogging today. I have been on the phone for 3 hours trying to figure out how to get a new drivers license.  The lady at the Ohio BMV is my close personal friend now. A close...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

ooh bloggery

today i woke up and thought, 'man i sure could use a blog sesh'... actually no. really i thought 'what the fuck did i drink last night, and why do i have to actually stand up and make it to the ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT