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Stanley

What good stories come from everyone being normal anyway?

About Me

I consider myself an easy going, down to earth guy. Up for almost anything if it looks like fun and has room to improve in. I can handle my alcohol, unless on an empty stomach; which always has the same sad ending, but new and more updated middle segments. I stopped working security in summer 2006. (Believe it or not, it does get boring pushing patients down a flight of stairs, covering them with afterbirth, and then claiming it was self defense)

My Interests

SCUBA Diving. drinking, preferably heavily. Going to the gym/running. Hiking/Camping. Rock Climbing. Tailgating (for ice hockey and football) playing the electric bass. Listening to music/going to concerts. Chillin to a good movie with friends while adding our own commentary. Winning games of air hockey. Judo/Jiu Jitsu. Traveling. Making films with friends. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, making friends laugh. and if they don't laugh... make fun of them until they see things my way. Then, having a drink

I'd like to meet:

I'm not too picky; anyone who is easy to talk to. Chuck Norris, maybe. In terms of going places, the entertainment industry: music, movies, comedians, and TV.

Music:

Too many artists to list, and I'll forget some anyway; usually one of the best ones too... funny how things work out, isn't it? Big fan of classic rock. "modern" rock, punk, alternative, some funk, little bit of ska, a taste of hip hop, reggae (although usually done by white boys), power reggae. And occasionall heavy metal. Polka is always good for a laugh. Just started to get into jam bands over the last couple of weeks since the formation of my friends band that is a Jam band with a mix of the blues. And to just chill out to: classical, spanish guitar, Frank Sinatra, and some jazz.

Movies:

Comedy: (Anything with Chuck Norris), Cannibal the Musical, Toxic Avenger, Billy Madison, MST 3000, Animal House, Airheads, Wet Hot American Summer, Snatch, The Gods Must Be Crazy. Action: (Anything with Chuck Norris), Die Hard, Saving Private Ryan, Borne Identity. Mafia Flicks: Good Fellas, A Bronx Tale, Scarface, Casino Zombie Movies: Evil Dead trilogy, Dawn of the Dead, and Zombie (any Italian zombie movies for that matter). Kung Fu: (Anything with Chuck Norris), Ong Bak (1 & 2), old school Jean Claude Van Damme, old school Stephen Seagal and some Jet Li Just Good Movies: (Anything with Chuck Norris), Seven, The Doors, Vertigo, Taxi Driver, 2001 Space Odyssey, Full Metal Jacket, Natural Born Killers, Donnie Darko, Pie, The Big Leboski, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

Television:

Anything with Chuck Norris. And sketch comedy shows

Books:

No-No the Seal (a story for very young children that tells about sexual abuse)

Heroes:

Anyone who can kick Chuck Norris's ass... so I really don't have any heros I suppose.

My Blog

Jack Handey quotes

1   The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.2  I hope if dogs take over the world and they choose a king, they don't go just by size, because I bet the...
Posted by Stanley on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:20:00 PST

Astro Crag

God help them if I find out it was them who stole my bike when I was in third grade.I wasn't done with it, not by any means, what the hell man? You think I enjoyed coming out of the abortion clinic&nb...
Posted by Stanley on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:23:00 PST

Movie Career

    In July 2006 I was in an employee training film for Saint Barnabas Hospital.  It was about proper employee attitudes, and how to treat patients with respect. &nb...
Posted by Stanley on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 10:35:00 PST