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Velly Smagina

vellysmagina

About Me

Thru this new frame of mind a thousand flowers could bloom. SinLazerbeams... I can't control my feelings. I sip on dreams and choke on real things. Im afraid I suffer from chronic fatigue.My logic is undeniable. My logic is undeniable. My logic is undeniable. My logic is undeniable. My logic is undeniable..... Never stepped foot into a pair of uggs. thank you.I love chocolate milk. I'm very easily annoyed and I hate a lot of things. I miss my turtle Gromit but I was a bad mother and his death was all my fault, but he stunk big time and that was his fault. Shakira is lovely and I'd become a lesbian for her. And then I'd break her little heart so she could write songs about me too. oo that's mean - I'd never break your heart. I love you. layoutsbyktlayoutsbykt
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

My Interests

THE GOOD: Deery Lou. Guyliner. Otterpops. Never Nudes. ADD. Crumbs at the Bottom. Songs on Repeat. Competing with children or the handicapped. Taking candy from babies cause they say it’s so easy. Spidey Sences. grape flavored anything. Im a sucker for business suit men. Allday Daydreaming. Hating my beloved ex. Geyeliner. my baby Diego. discovering new music. dessert. good listeners. bike rides. Alter Egos. Hairy Pancakes. makeshift microphones & steering wheel drums. pretending I can rap so good. girl crushes. watching boys clean so sexy. Finding things after I've given up looking for them. My sweet sis Lorena, my dear nephew Jakob and Jessica Reyes. Numero UNO. The snell of men's deodorant. Sweet Revenge. "Throwing Chickens" Squirt gun piss & sling shot poo. Wet Ones. chocolate milk. naptimes. My eyebrows. Crooked teeth. Thinking out loud and acting in vain. Knocking over anyone that stands in my way. Dirty Spooning. THEBAD&THEUGLY: Somehow the one that Loves to kick the seat, always ends up sitting behind me. Boogers in the pool. the snell of bandaids. Procrastination. chippy nail polish. cinnamon flavored anything. monthly axe wounds. radio edits. working for the man. movie theaters and ALL the germs. people who talk over my food. some of Caitlin's friends. when all the conversations mesH together into a huge Blah blah Blah. Saliva Strings. missing cards in the deck. the need to buy something. Pooing in public when it has to be done. the most wonderful time of the year. the gym. staring boyfriends and creepy looky loos. surprises. talking bout things I know I'll never get around to doing. All the time I've wasted. Buying crap I don't need. my scatterbrain forgetful mind...

I'd like to meet:

this sexy bitch. mmmm... Right away, you'll think i don't like you. and a little bit i won't, but only time will tell. This is my grandpa when he wasn't dead.

Music:

Shakira. my brother. Juana la Loca. Jimmy Eat World. Babasonicos. Mos Def. P.I.L. The Clash. XUXA. Miranda! Green Day. Sublime. Toy Dolls. Oasis. N.E.R.D. Rancid. Oingo Boingo. Incubus. Queen. Pinhead Gunpowder. Toy Dolls. Radiohead. Social Distortion. Kenna. TGUK. nkotb. AntiFlag. Depeche Mode. Human Drama. Manu Chao. Babasonicos. Myself singing along. Radiohead. "Los Red Hots". Erasure. Siouxsie and the Banshees. Fiona Apple. The Capes. Violent Femmes. yeahyeahyeahs. Dashboard Confessional . La Ley. The Pixies. Los Prisioneros. Illapu ... anything that reminds me of my dear mother... The CURE have been in my life since I was born...so ill always have love for them no matter what A drum machine has no soul...

Movies:

Trainspotting. Some Kind Of Wonderful. Something Wicked This Way Comes. Requiem for a Dream. Valley Girl. The Goonies. La Bamba. Newsies. Swing Kids. The Usual Suspects. Dragon -Bruce Lee story. Shirley Temple movies until she got into her teens(..kinda creeps me out) Vanilla Sky. Abre Los Ojos. The Lost Boys. Interview with the Vampire. Drop Dead Fred. se7en. Kiss the Girls. Cool as Ice. Flowers in the Attic. Stand by Me. Memento. Better Off Dead. High Fidelity. Edward Scissorhands. Almost all Adam Sandler flicks. Tommy Boy. Radioflyer. Empire Records. Mr.andMrs.Paez. SID and NANCY. Beetlejuice. Jawbreaker. The ..Burbs. Singles. The Last Unicorn. The Sandlot. Can..t Hardly Wait. Sleeping Beauty. The Motorcycle Diaries. and thanks to my brother I hate any Jean Claude Van Damn movie. BULLET IN A BIBLE.

Television:

Three's Company. The Twilight Zone. Pee Wee. Arrested Development. Futurama. Crank Yankers. Drawn Together. Wondershowzen. Ali G. south park. and when I'm in the mood - a good surgery show.

Books:

A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket . Flowers in the Attic. The secret life of plants. The Princess Bride.

Heroes:

mami y papi JAKOB: the most adorable lil creature ARROZ CON LECHE, ME QUERO MATAR. CON ESTAS PASTILLITAS ME VOY A CALMAR. the closest thing to a hero i guess would be these cheesy bastards. Funshine Bear and the yellow power ranger. "Sabuhtoo Tiga!" my baby flave

My Blog

XMAS

Happy Birthday Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.
Posted by Velly Smagina on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 06:51:00 PST

I heart BEEVER

Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his art  on  pavement. Beever gives  his drawing a lifelike appearance. His images are  completely drawn diforms which give a ...
Posted by Velly Smagina on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 11:14:00 PST

Best Bathroom Graffiti

It's another raucous Friday night at the Pub, and your buzz is going strong when you walk into the stall to find the following exchange scrawled on the wall: "Ahh Lou, why are all the pretty ones ...
Posted by Velly Smagina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST