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"Give A Larbage, Throw Out Your Garbage. Spread The Word."
I was born in Quahog, Rhode Island in July 1970. My parents are Francis and Rose Griffin. I have a hot wife by the name of Lois that I met at an employee function in 1980. I've worked as a towel boy for the Pewterschmidt's in the 80's. I've also worked at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory until my boss Mr. Weed had an unfortunate accident at my house and died choking on a dinner roll. I then decided to take up fishing and bought a boat. During the course of being a fisherman, I've played for the New England Patriots, worked at the Pawtucket Brewery, News Action 5, the Renaissance Fair as a Jouster, A sheriff down South, and a CEO for a cigarette company. I have 3 children and possibly 1 more from a sperm donation. Chris who is 15, Meg who is 14, and Stewie who is 2. My best friend is Brian,who is a dog,Glen Quagmire, Cleveland Brown, and Joe Swanson. I live in Quahog, Rhode Island on Spooner Street which my friends also reside on.
When I won the lucky ticket.
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