Hippies and seafood: still a no-no I aint been converted and don’t see it happening in a hurry.
I love taking photos, but do not find enough time to take the amount I would like. If you get chance please check out my work. If you want to pose give me a shout.
I sometimes like to wear sunglasses at night to make the dark that little bit darker.
I yearn for more, but am grateful and blessed for what I have.
Beards and growing beards are immense. They say 40% of women don’t like beards, which means 60% do, well done you. Most of my lad mates have beards making them truly men. Women wear lipstick, men wear beards.
I like going out and drinking. My blood type is Jack Daniels and I think may have finally pickled myself.
I use the word immense too much.
I love music, especially metal and don’t understand those people that don’t.
I have tasted the rainbow a couple of times and found it to be overrated.
I can’t be fucked with grudges, as they are a waste of time and energy. If someone doesn’t like me I’m not losing sleep over that shit.
Amy Winehouse and her haddock wafting antics still gets right on my tits. I am just pleased the papers don’t seem to give as much of a shit about her anymore. One day she may fall down a hole, what a day that would be.
I smoke too much, but scientific research funded by the Tobacco producers of America has shown smoking increases your cool by up to 85% and cigarettes contain vitamins and stuff. Vitamins and stuff that can only be a good thing.
Meeting people is good fun. The meetings tend to occur outside clubs when I am drunk and smoking. MINT!
I like watching films and stuff.
I don’t watch much TV as it is shit
I’m not convinced Harrogate exists, I reckon it is a made up place parents tell their children they will take them if they do not behave.
I love my job, but it takes up way too much of my time.
My friends are immense, bearded and I would do anything for them.
I have rediscovered a love for hot dogs. They are as much fun as a sausage stuck in long bread can be.
I don’t put up fronts or spout shit. What you see is what you get.
My hair sometimes makes it look like the top of my head has exploded.
