Garilyn

I have a wicked sense of humour. I love old movies, old disco music, Cher (and all the typical Queer Divas of Film and Music from today and Days gone by). I think I am easy-going, and fun-loving, but some friends consider me a bit weird, highly opinionated and crazy (I'd be considered "eccentric" if I was filthy rich). I am seeking assorted Freaksters, Obscenesters, and Sex Fiends, Chubby Chasers and Hair Hoppers who would love to carry on and make this world a fun place to be. Am open to all options and scenes and especially appreciate when a hot guy likes them big n sexy like me. I am a renegade artist who has been officially banned by the Catholic League as an "enemy of The Church" (something I am rather proud of) for a painting that I did called COCKSUCKERS FOR CHRIST. I'm an Anton LaVey Satanist/Atheist and adhere to the self-empowering principles of the Church of Satan. I am a fierce, loyal, and passionate LEO and follow Astrology because I believe that people DO fall into a basic astrological stereotype. I love 50s furniture, 60s Cadillac Coupe De Villes, and tacky 70s & 80s music. I love, love LOVE John Waters movies and can EASILY apply John Waters Movie Dialogue to just about any life situation you can think of. I hate crap like walks on the beach, flowers, candlelight dinners, and Valentine's Day. I think Oprah Winfrey is the Anti-Christ and that Scientology is for losers.