HMMMMMMM...... alright, about me! i'm a nice funny guy,i like to hang out with my midgets and play miniature golf cause.. they can't be on a real golf coarse right?jump on the trampoline with them cause you can make them jump so high, they get mad when they get hurt though, but give them a cookie and they'll stay put. otherwise i put them in my pocket and no cookie.they fuss at first but shake your leg a bit.. it's all gravy. i also fart alot, i like to chug milk, i'm wild and stupid,i fight wit old people,i piss on myself,i pick my nose alot,make my booty clap,i strip at night, make stupid faces,disappear with ninja smoke, play the marrakas,laugh by myself, wear a diaper,say random shit, i dont tip well, belly dance, drive blindfolded, and.. i like long strolls on the beach. i hate t.v. cause it's brain washing, but so is everything else in the world. i like to make stupid dances cause i have a boring life and nobody talks to me when i sit all alone at the bus stop and i have gum stuck under my ass, BUT! other than i like fat bitches who can sing sexy songs cause that's the way i like my women. you knoow! THICKNESS!!! The ones wit more leg than a bucket of chicken, you know?haha....ha...he...but yeah! other than that i'm a normal teen( i think?), i can write more but i cant think......
