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simply ian

like a midget at a urinal, id have to be on my toes....

About Me

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I am Ian and my life has been a series of highly embarassing incidents, strung together be me then relaying those embarrasing incidents to whoever will listen,, im a nice guy if you scratch... me... ...

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My Blog

happy fucking new year

Well 2008 has  started out as a bit of a pisser, but as friend once very cannily suggested the problems that you had on december 31st dont miraculously dissapear once the clock hits midnight , he...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:02:00 GMT

yessss!!!!

Your Withnail and I character is Danny.Law rather appeals to you actually.Take the Withnail & I Character Test
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:18:00 GMT

pah!

Your Adult Film Star Name Is...Sergeant StiffyWhat's Your Adult Film Star Name?
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 03:34:00 GMT

"the greatest poet since yeats"

son im thirty, only went with your mother cause she dirty, i dont have a decent bone in me, what you get is just what you see,mind you he also did right about a maggot sleeping on a desk, with a slee...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 08:30:00 GMT

bands that you used like that are still great

just downloaded the new happy mondays album and its not bad for a set of middle aged junkes, in fact it fucking rocks!, which is nice. i do feel peculiar though
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 08:23:00 GMT

just what i suspected

You scored as Nice. Your nice. Please rate my quiz!Nice63%Outgoing56%Shy38%Immature31%Fun31%mean19%Dramati c19%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created wi...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:24:00 GMT

i wanted to be the incredible hulk, dammit!

Your results:You are Spider-ManSpider-Man 80%Catwoman 80%Green Lantern 75%The Flash 60%Batman 50%Hulk 45%Superman 40%Supergirl 40%Robin 40%Iron Man 30%Wonder Woman 10%You are intelligent, witty, a bit...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 15:59:00 GMT

survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:ianBirthday:6 novemberBirthplace:littlethorpeCurrent Location:peterleeEye Color:gey/blueHair Color:dark brownHeight:six foot twoRight Handed or Left Handed:left...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 15:12:00 GMT

monday morning

going to get my picture taken at work tommorow for some kind of good luck thingy because apparently its an achievement that i managed to get a job so quickly after cruelly being disposed of at my last...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:51:00 GMT

insomnia?

im tired, but i dont think ill sleep, been up since seven and have read jar head and fever pitch, which has to be the most over rated book ever, also watched frazier back to back on paramoount, for al...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 15:44:00 GMT