I AM EVIL PETE!
I ZORPED INTO THIS DIMENSION FROM BIZZARRO WORLD TO MAKE PETE LYMAN'S LIFE A LIVING HELL
I LIKE ALL THE THINGS THAT REGULAR PETE LYMAN HATES!
I WEAR SWEATPANTS AND HATE RECORDING GEAR! I AM A MOTHERFUCKER!
I HAVE A CUSTOM FITTED BASEBALL HAT!
I AM A CHRISTIAN
I LIKE SCRAPBOOKING!!!
I DISLIKE ASCOTS
I WEAR UNDERPANTS
I WEAR MY BASS DOWN TO MY KNEES
I DO NOT DRINK OR DO DRUGS!
I HATE JOLLY RANCHERS (both the candy and jolly people who work on ranches)
I OWN SLAVES
I HAD SEX WITH TARA REID
I DON'T LIKE PORNOGRAPHY!
I HATE CATS!
I don't LIVE IN A FUCKING CLOSET LIKE STUPID REGULAR PETE LYMAN!
I LIVE ON A FUCKING YAUGHT!
I FUCKING LOVE SPORTS! IF YOU DON'T PLAY SPORTS OR LIKE JESUS THEN DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME.
IF YOU ARE IN A MYSPACE BAND AND ADD ME. YOU WILL GET INSULTED BY EVIL PETE AND IT WON'T BE NICE.
EVIL PETE!
