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About Me

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
ME: either you love me or hate me. there's usually no in between. I can be annoying on occasion (ok lots of occasions). Hyper. Sarcastic. I'm really good at amusing myself. Usually loud, but can be quiet at times. Sometimes its easier to act like a ditz. Love my family and friends, would do anything for them. Hate school but attempting to get through it. If you are insecure, jealous, or controlling stay the hell away from me. I don't like fake people or silly bitches.
I ABSOLUTELY HATE HATE HATE MAPLE SYRUP!! If you have a pancake, french toast, or waffle, back away from me slowly as i may go loco.
I love my creative zen
I am in love with my kittenface. Her name is Penguin, and she will kick your ass!!!
special sauce, sheetrock, chirping computers, dirty hippies, ink, Boston Red Sox, Florida, beaches, Brody, Em, Chester, Penguin, ALL kinds of animals, snakes, lizards, MUSIC, festivals, roadtrips, dr suess, toys, devil sticks!, piercings, taking alot of pictures, scallops, astrology, true crime stories, good books, the sun, sand, flip flops, random strange incidents, being creative, wicked awesome boston accents.....
Waiting for the time when I can finally say
This has all been wonderful but now I'm on my way
But when I think it's time to leave it all behind
I try to find a way to
But there's nothing I can say to
Make it stop
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

...the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars....-Jack Kerouac

Music:

everything.

Movies:

TALKING HEADS- STOP MAKING SENSE!!!!

Television:

Court TV
History Channel
A & E

Books:

TOM ROBBINS. READ THEM OR DIE.

Heroes:

Curtis Nagle
Dr. Bronner
cowboys

Dr. Harry Coover
Kat Thorpe!

My Blog

Alcoholoroscopes...funny and kind of true

ARIES (Mar 21- Apr 19)Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a ni...
Posted by Turn your security grid the F*** off! on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:01:00 PST

The Frog and the Rhino

once upon a time there was this frog and his name was richard he liked to eat flies one day richard met up with his good friend Hector, who is a rhinoceros it was quite a sight se...
Posted by Turn your security grid the F*** off! on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:55:00 PST

so i wake up......to a TREE on my house

so this morning i wake up and realize a tree has fallen on my house while i was in the erin world of dreams/coma. i am apparently THAT good that i can sleep through something that loud. but, on the br...
Posted by Turn your security grid the F*** off! on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:33:00 PST

My list of funny words....feel free to add to it!

ERIN’S LIST OF FUNNY (looking or sounding) WORDS (this is a work in progress)1. Arkansas2. hiding3. never4. drawer5. moustache6. plow7. twelfth8. shovel9. burgle10. microwave11. philanthrop...
Posted by Turn your security grid the F*** off! on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 05:40:00 PST

This is what happens when your birthday falls on a Monday- suckday!

Single or taken: Single, although my famous 25 year standoff is getting closer! ahhhhhhHappy about: my new 'bot made by emily with sick compartmentsSiblings: one sister. 19. hates me. one fake sister....
Posted by Turn your security grid the F*** off! on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:35:00 PST

You know you're a Masshole when......

The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you are cursing him for going too slow. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke...not quinine water. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries. Y...
Posted by Turn your security grid the F*** off! on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:07:00 PST

If you are as bored as I am, and love your i-pod, DO THIS

1.)Put your music player on shuffle2.) Press forward for each question.3.) Use the song title as the answer to the question.4.) Don't be petty enough to cheat on something as ridiculous as an online "...
Posted by Turn your security grid the F*** off! on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 05:05:00 PST

December whispers of treachery

It is almost Christmas. and i am annoyed. lots of bad shit is happening this december, and it sucks i won't go into details the list is too long!! but on the bright side of things i'm going to c...
Posted by Turn your security grid the F*** off! on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 09:20:00 PST

devil sticks and galoshes

i'm currently in the process of trying to start packing for camp (BISCO that is) and i realized i may possibly be one of the most unorganized people on the face of the planet. I get distracted wayyyyy...
Posted by Turn your security grid the F*** off! on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 07:40:00 PST

Don't ask her why she needs to be so free, she'll tell you its the only way to be.

Word on the street is........
Posted by Turn your security grid the F*** off! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST