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I am here for Friends

About Me

Myspace only exists to be an outlet for narcissism and self loathing at the same time per individual.
So here we go...
We all live under the same sky, but some don't deserve it. That's my philosophy. Be uptight and horrified but I'd rather you laugh. Truth is funny; the best kind of funny. If you are going to talk to me I'm probably going to insult your race, religion, or political opinion. But trust me, it's my most impressive quality. The rest are fairly lacking. Except for my double jointed elbow. It's gross and cool at the same time. But those other double joints can take a hike, they are just nasty. Other than that, just know this. I hate you. I really really hate you. But if you give me a week or two, I might smile at one of your jokes. Then I'll share my intimate life details, like how I killed a possum the other night. ewwww...The fact that my life is really some kind of strange movie is the only thing that keeps me from ending it.
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp;
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
-Dorothy Parker
MRWackerle: Eh, I have to go.
MRWackerle: And once again work my way through a backwards
welfare system in a cruel and uncaring country full of
people who deserve to die.
MRWackerle: later
As long as we hate the same things then we can be friends. And I hate everything...including you.
"This can only end in tears" -Marvin the Paranoid Android

My Blog

the reason to stay

Hello everyone, I am broadcasting to you from Israel. Technology has made the access of my volunteered thoughts available to you. This thought is completely unnerving and usually I find myself awestru...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:09:00 GMT

Maybe Someday

Observe due measure, for right timing is in all things the most important factor-HesoidThere are two dreaded words in the english. No, it's not "you're fired!" or "Move out" not even "it's over". Bad ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:15:00 GMT

So just a brief update

So recently my week has been Mon: School/work/movieTuse: School/workWed: School/workThrus: School/workFri: Work/ShabbatSat: Shabbat/drink like madSun: laundryWell in Dec. I should be retiring from my ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 14:34:00 GMT

Lord be my savior...even though you hate me

So People are debating on whether this Donnie Davies is actually real. But I don't care either way...He is not only a musical genius but any man who looks like a child molestor can't be wrong. Check i...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:00:00 GMT

Wiitarded News

So basically the issue is New York in August. If you have been up on current affairs or maybe you just noticed that gas prices are still pretty high (dammit!), then you may have an inkling of how frea...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:29:00 GMT

a little sacrelig is good for the soul

I was screwing around on Myspace, because it's seven O'clock in the morning and I woke up at six and proceeded to get dressed and what not. Hence had nothing to do but mess around on myspace or what c...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:57:00 GMT

Dream Journal 3

This dream happened a couple of nights ago.This dream followed me through the last stage of pregnancy. My hair was covered so I can only assume that I was married. My friends throw me a baby shower, I...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:38:00 GMT

Dream Journal 2

Ok this one freaked me out because if happened on Shabbat. This one doesn't have to deal with death so to speak but I was so scared I didn't sleep much after it.So I'm driving down a deserted highway....
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:40:00 GMT

Dream Journal 1

So lately I've been having some beyond scary/sad dreams and I'm wondering what is going on.They started two weeks ago when I went to New York. Here was the first one.I'm going to meet a friend at some...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:18:00 GMT

Make a decision for Tirza

Throughout my whole life I have had an interesting history of making terrible decisions...like traumaticly bad decisions. So avoid such diasters again I'm letting my friends and readers make this deci...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 17:49:00 GMT