Wyld Stallyns

Hello there people of the modern world, We are Bill S. Preston Esq and Ted (Theodore) Logan. And together, along with the scientific madman Station, the musch appreciated Grim Reaper, and our wonderful girlfriends Elizabeth and Joanna, we form the most excellent band, WYLD STALLYNS. A couple of years ago a most excellent thing happend to us, we met one most excellent dude from the future named Rufus. He took us on a most excellent adventure through history. We met many historical figures such as Socrates, Ghengis Khan, Billy The Kidd, and some Royal ugly dudes who nearly killed Ted. Yeah those dudes were some most royal dickweets if you ask us. Because of Rufus we passed history so Ted didnt have to attend a most bogus Alaskan Military School. A few years later evil robot us' were created in a most bogus attempt to kill us. Dudes did we forget to thank God we are alive when we were in heaven. Dude I gotta pray. We met the Grim Reaper, and Station, and together, we destroyed the metal-head robot versions of us. They were the final additions to out most excellent band. We have to have Eddie Van Halen Join though. We hope that you enjoy our most excellent music!