I have been forced to play the guitar 25 miles beneath the earths surface, somewhere I presume (have been told) in North America. Not to complain but things have gone terifficly terriblily wrong. This is a true sad tale. As a time traveler I know the first rule of time travel is not to blab, I guess I blew that.
If you time travel forward (easy) or backward or play Fenders or Gibson its relatively safe. I would have to warn anyone out there thinking about tinkering with sideways temporal time shifts or you may end up like me playing and recording on a Synsonics Terminator. The Terminator is the only guitar tough enough to withstand sideways reality shifts and still stay some what in tune but I stray...
I was using an old general electric time machine which were built only for standard linear travel and I just had read an article in reader's digest (maybe, cant recall for sure) about sideways temporal time shifts. There was no mention of the horiffic reality changes or the poor audio quality nor was there one iota about the total disruption of the time space grid. I had to find that out myself. after rewiring my time machine thus voiding the extended waranty as well as initiating an un-controlled and violent slide sideways until I came to rest in Obadia's underground recording studio. It is lined with a strange substance called temponium the only substance that can stop me apparently.
So for now I am stranded, here in the sideways past playing the terminator I'm still feeling in shock from the collapse of the time grid, being from the future I should have seen this coming, I should be happy just to have survived the nonsense I caused but guitar strings were better in the future and I left alot of my stuff there. I am not going to talk on and on about the future no one wants to hear that.
