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F is for Finger Puppets

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About Me

I like to refer to myself in the third person: Leah also enjoys cooking, cleaning and being barefoot and pregnant, although she has never done any of those things. Others frequently tell her that she is a people person. Leah isn't so sure because she is certain that she only likes smart people. Stupid people go in the category of cats and Leah is not a cat person. There is however a cat that lives in her house and Leah would like to give it a new home. During the day, Leah used to sleep. Now apparently she is supposed to get up and work. Leah is just learning that when you start your own company, you have to show up. During the evening Leah can be found slinging booze in the general direction of a lot of people who probably don't need the alcohol. Leah is in love with Whole World Theatre, not to be confused with the entire world that Leah only pretends to love so that it will let her go to sleep. In her life, Leah has mopped a mean bathroom, become smitten with improv and theatre, rescued 2 dogs, and looked effin hot in a cowboy hat. She also makes witty jokes and forgives a lot from the people she loves. Leah keeps threatening to move to Chicago, but for now, her house, heart, and tax payers money will all go to ATL. Leah has no real life advice, other than in the event that you find yourself ordering something from Leah, just remember smart people tip well or Leah mails them a cat (He just needs a new home). Leah also thinks that its completely useless information and bad grammer that you can Free Myspace Layouts by TheMyspaceLayout.com.
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My Interests

Spying on people, talking about spying on people, or napping. However spying on napping people, not so interesting.

I'd like to meet:

People who support the arts and the artists, Jon Stewart or a Jon Stewart impersonator, Someone who wants to pay me a lot of money to spray paint canvases, People who live in Chicago and want to let me sleep on their couch, oh and a ninja. Definitely wanna meet a ninja. Or someone who is actually shrinking. That would be super cool too.

Music:

Theme songs to Childrens TV Shows, unless I am moping about breaking up, then I like this song:

Movies:

The Chuck Norris/Jonathon Brandis thriller

Television:

The things TIVO suggests for me. Man does that little machine get me. He really gets me. I think we are in love.

Books:

Stuff by Bukowski, Klostermann, Kesey, Heller, anything that has POP UP pages, Things written by Beat Gen Authors, My diaries from Middle School, and very recently Donald Miller...Blue Like Jazz is in the process of changing my world

Heroes:

First guy to think of airbrushing, the real american hero singers, The Dog Whisper, The Taco Bell Dog, Haiku Poet Laureates

My Blog

Innuendos?? Or Lumber Jack humor?

Jack his lumber... Chuck his wood... Harvest his forrest... Tap his flannel... Time his warp... Jelly his beans....   What? Yeah. It’s that boring. ...
Posted by F is for Finger Puppets on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:37:00 PST

Adopted Aunt...Awesome Friends

The pictures from one of the worlds coolest weddings are back, and they are effing unbelievable. No, not just cause the bridesmaids are all hot...but because the photographers involved in this event a...
Posted by F is for Finger Puppets on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:56:00 PST

Realizations

I like Fanta. Maybe this isnt ground breaking news to you, but to me its pretty stellar. I have easily consumed 100 times more Fanta in the last month than I did in my entire life leading up to that. ...
Posted by F is for Finger Puppets on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:08:00 PST

Why do I insist on beating a dead horse...and myself?

Every day I drive down Spring Street in my attempts to avoid the retarded traffic that occurs between Cheshire Bridge Road and Freedom Parkway 24 hours a day on I-85.   This drive does a few thin...
Posted by F is for Finger Puppets on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:49:00 PST

An Adjective That I Wish Didnt Describe Me

I hurt someone's feelings this week. It's unfortunate in a lot of ways. Not only did I never mean to hurt them, but it's an invisible injury from the outside. Much like internal bleeding, it's hard to...
Posted by F is for Finger Puppets on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:57:00 PST

My Country Music Video

The profile picture that I am using right now makes me feel like somewhere, when I wasn't looking, I recorded a country music album. Other than the fact that I can't sing and I don't have any experien...
Posted by F is for Finger Puppets on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:17:00 PST

Girl Love

So I have a girl crush. It is on Amy Winehouse. Her voice makes me love women. Luckily, not enough to give up men.   By luckily, I mean for me and any men that might be loved by me in the future...
Posted by F is for Finger Puppets on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:32:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by F is for Finger Puppets on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:07:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by F is for Finger Puppets on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:03:00 PST

Cranky List of Sucky Stuff

things that suck, even if you're generally happy: punctuation mistakes, being a bad speller, being too busy, breaking up, losing a sock, over-sleeping, having weird dreams that keep you from slee...
Posted by F is for Finger Puppets on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:00:00 PST