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Middian

The feeling you get from a cheese-grater

About Me

Blah blah blah.........BS....BS.........more fake shit about me........blah blah........bs...........I used to write interesting things here.......blah blah blah........and some of them were almost true........blah blah blah..........bs......bs.....now I've learned to join the crowd.......blah blah blah...........I'm secure.......really!....blah blah BS.......BS....blah.........I just LIKE having 98237593746 friends.......blah blah...blah.........YES I TALK TO ALL OF THEM!!!.......blah blah.......BS..BS.......BS.......blah blah.........My self-esteem is FINE!...blah blah blah..........Look! I'm finally popular!!........blah blah blah........BS........more fake shit.....blah blah.......and you should kiss my ass when talkin to me.......blah blablablah........'cause I'm just THAT GREAT!!........blah blah blah.....BS.......BS.......and I like this band, and this band, and this band, and this one, and this one, adn tihs one, dna htis eno aanad thishs onesoenaonoapdi;nf,lm.............blah blah blah......blah blah blah.....someone should take a picture of me giving the finger!!.......blah blah......bs.....bs.......that would make a PERFECT profile pic!.....blah blah blah..........bet nobody else has done that........blah blah blah.......maybe I should take more underwear pics.......blah blah blah........cuz I don't have enough friends yet.......blah blah blah..........BS....BS........but they all LOVE ME!!....blah blah blah........I'm gonna be FAMOUS!!....blah blah.......some modeling agency will see me on here and hire me.......blah....blah........blah..........maybe if I get more friends, I could finally find a girlfriend........blah blah blah............BS....BS.........blah blah blah........BS....BS.......I'll find the man of my dreams on Myspace!!........blah blah blah.......BS.....BS.......I don't like to meet people I find online.........blah blah blah.....they're all sickos that want to rape me.......blah blah blah....BS..........BS..........blah.......I have so many friends!! And they're ALL SO DEAR TO ME!!.......blah blah blah.Sincerely: -- Myspace Junky

My Interests

You know I'm gonna be completely full-o-shit here, so why did you bother looking? Hmm..........Long walks on the beach and watching sappy movies with the woman of my dreams (from Myspace of course).

I'd like to meet:

MUSICIANS........that about sums it up. CLICK HERE to see my stupid show-off video 'Jeremy-Original-Solo'

Music:

Most likely a bunch of bands that you don't like or never heard of........or that I never heard of.......just so I have a long enough list.Here's a stupid video of me.. 'Jeremy-Original-Solo'

Movies:


What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 85%

Kissing Skill Level - 70%

Cudding Skill Level - 4%

Sex Skill Level - 99%

Why They Love You You can do AMAZING things with your tongue.
Why They Hate You They can't come back for more.

Television:

Is for THE DEVIL!!

Books:

Aleister Crowley; Robert Heinlein; Tantra; Yoga; Meditation; Ann Rice; Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman...and the Bible (when I'm in the mood for bloodshed and violence in the sake of fiction).

Heroes:

Joe Satriani; Osho Rashnish; Jesus Christ; Godtham Budha...anyone else who can get thousands of people to give them expensive shit for free.

My Blog

Sports Fanatics...

Watching your favorite team and saying "YES!! WE WON!!" is like masturbating to a porno and saying "I got laid!!".
Posted by Middian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sociology in the Teenage Community (READ THIS)

This is part of some email-advice I gave to a fellow MySpacer. Thought someone might find it interesting...(plz foreggive tha speling) Let me know what you think (LEAVE COMMENTS) ;-) Edit...
Posted by Middian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Long Island guitarist lookin to jam

I'm 25 and live in Sound Beach (near Port Jefferson). I've been playing lead guitar for over 10 years and have plenty of band and live experience. Right now, I'm just lookin to jam, unless I find some...
Posted by Middian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ladies, enough with the pics...

To the wonderful women who have invited me to see thier pictures: You are all BEAUTIFUL, but please, no more pics. I'm past the stage of masturbating to pictures of half-naked women. Now, I'm mor...
Posted by Middian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST