Translation tips for men:1. "Fine": This is the word women use to end an argument when they areright and you need to shut up.2. "Five Minutes": If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Fiveminutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutesto watch the game before helping around the house.3. "Nothing": This is the calm before the storm. This means something, andyou should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end infine.4. "Go Ahead": This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!5. "Loud Sigh": This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftenmisunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot andwonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you aboutnothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)6. "That's Okay": This is one of the most dangerous statements a women canmake to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard beforedeciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.7. "Thanks": A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just sayyou're welcome.8. " Whatever": Is a women's way of cursing you out!9. " Don't worry about it, I got it": Another dangerous statement, meaningthis is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but isnow doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking What's wrong?'For the woman's response refer to #3.
