hey, my name's roland, i'm a sockmonkey. i live in vancouver, bc, with my friend megh. we used to live in minneapolis but then she got ideas and kidnapped me to this here west coast, forcing me to leave my best friend, charmander. char taught me how to sets fires, we did magiks. bitterness has yet to make me better. but i guess i like it here okay. now i'm working on "personal development" and life and shit.