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Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts Hello there! Hows it going there you wonderful people? I'm Sam, nice to meet you if we haven't already met (I'm currently eating an orange, well more accuratly peeling one. I imagine the situation will change in time). I'm a fairly decent fellow I think, bit of an aspiring wine ponce, no major hang ups apart from a few minor mental illnesses, I enjoy the odd drink on occasion coupling with lashings of liquid LSD in sugar cubes, just your average tax payer. I wont prattle on, I imagine you've got important things to do. Have a nice day. Much love SC

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really. Been thinking about starting a wine club. Well getting a load of people together and drinking. Same difference I guess.Oh and Bruce Campbell.Additional: I have a little tiny little wittle problem with Derek Acorah...basically, i want to beat him into hamburger meat

My Blog

Capt Skank Versus RoboWogan

Capt Skank Versus Robo Wogan By Sam Chance     PART 1   The smell of Ajax and whisky on my breath immediately arose my suspicions. That and the fact I was trapped in the chemical toile...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:44:00 GMT

Project one

1.INT. THE CONTROL ROOM In the control the TECHNICIAN mixers a bicarbonate of soda and belches into his hands TECHNICIAN (mutters sourly) God damned tenors a brown artist& (into microphone) M...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 00:47:00 GMT

Captain Skank

I have decided to put together a collection stories relating to my travels but also I would like to put to hard disk and variety of tales I heard on my adventures along with some I just make up to hi...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:13:00 GMT

Skank 2

This is a story I was told by a tribesrat while on a trip through the mountainous wastelands of Wet Camel Island. There was once a young man who was never happy, he spent most of his life complaining...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:13:00 GMT

Acid

Its been over a month since the we took the last of acid - and I already miss the grim stuff. Little evidence of that strange summer remains. Scorched helmets, fury toys covered in lighter fluid and ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:33:00 GMT

Garbled nonsense

CUT TO: EXT. THE HOUSEWIFES HOUSE FRONT DOOR. MORNING CLIVE rings the doorbell INT. THE HOUSEWIFES HOUSE HALLWAY. MORNING The HOUSEWIFE appears as an attractive and sexual predator her clothes reveal...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:20:00 GMT

Stake out

Stake Out THEY LIVE ON PANIC STREET? Deep in the wildest parts of my mind I often wondered what kept Johnson and I from wailing on each other like a comet.   Bar fight The situation wasnt going ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:19:00 GMT

Johnson and Chance

Johnson and Chance I awoke in a terrible and bleak environment. The walls were of made of pale concrete and compost had been liberally sprayed amongst the clutter of frying pans, old telephones and Al...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:16:00 GMT