Capt Skank Versus RoboWogan |
Capt Skank Versus Robo Wogan
By Sam Chance
PART 1
The smell of Ajax and whisky on my breath immediately arose my suspicions. That and the fact I was trapped in the chemical toile... Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:44:00 GMT |
Project one |
1.INT. THE CONTROL ROOM
In the control the TECHNICIAN mixers a bicarbonate of soda and belches into his hands
TECHNICIAN
(mutters sourly)
God damned tenors a brown artist&
(into microphone)
M... Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 00:47:00 GMT |
Captain Skank |
I have decided to put together a collection stories relating to my travels but also I would like to put to hard disk and variety of tales I heard on my adventures along with some I just make up to hi... Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:13:00 GMT |
Skank 2 |
This is a story I was told by a tribesrat while on a trip through the mountainous wastelands of Wet Camel Island.
There was once a young man who was never happy, he spent most of his life complaining... Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:13:00 GMT |
Acid |
Its been over a month since the we took the last of acid - and I already miss the grim stuff. Little evidence of that strange summer remains. Scorched helmets, fury toys covered in lighter fluid and ... Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:33:00 GMT |
Garbled nonsense |
CUT TO:
EXT. THE HOUSEWIFES HOUSE FRONT DOOR. MORNING
CLIVE rings the doorbell
INT. THE HOUSEWIFES HOUSE HALLWAY. MORNING
The HOUSEWIFE appears as an attractive and sexual predator her clothes reveal... Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:20:00 GMT |
Stake out |
Stake Out
THEY LIVE ON PANIC STREET?
Deep in the wildest parts of my mind I often wondered what kept Johnson and I from wailing on each other like a comet.
Bar fight
The situation wasnt going ... Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:19:00 GMT |
Johnson and Chance |
Johnson and Chance
I awoke in a terrible and bleak environment. The walls were of made of pale concrete and compost had been liberally sprayed amongst the clutter of frying pans, old telephones and Al... Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:16:00 GMT |