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Tom

Caving in to the MySpace Juggernaut

About Me

If you've come to this page already, you probably already know me. So, I really don't know what to say. I fancy myself a punctilious haberdasher with a penchant for buggery. No, I don't. But that sounded really smart.I used to have a big ol' profile on here, but after realizing I visit this site about once per month, I've decided to cut back a bit. If you want to be my "friend," send me an e-mail. Good day!

My Interests

Living my life (i.e., not being on MySpace). Then you probably wonder, "Tom, why do you have a profile?" Why indeed . . .

I'd like to meet:

Eli Whitney, the inventor of the cotton gin.What the hell is a cotton gin?

Music:

Yanni. Il Divo. Josh Groban.

Movies:

Police Academy VI - awesome.

Television:

Unhealthy. Don't watch it.

Books:

Yes. Tom likey.

Heroes:

Dad.