Patatomas

I am Potatomas. I have been told I rock. I am a man of manny talents for example I can... sleep all day, party all night, eat a whole pizza, run a mile with 100lbs on my back, jump higher than you, create brillant works of art from lint, break cinder blocks with my mind, speak norwegin, spanish, and itlian but choose not to, make deightful pizza, turn nouns to pronouns, EAT ONLY ONE PATAO CHIP, ballance my check book and more.I am currently the advisor and companion for an up and comming performer.If you are interested in my services send me a message.