clicking husani oakley is really the best way to find out about me. although i can't imagine why you'd want to. hmm. that's bullshit, actually, i'm trying the whole modesty thing, how's that working out for me?
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: husani
Birthday: 24th jan 1980
Birthplace: nj
Current Location: brooklyn ny
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: depends on the week
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: i didn't wear any.
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, mushrooms. oh yea, baby...
Thoughts First Waking Up: why the fuck is there light in my face?
Your Best Physical Feature: everything about me is delightful and delicious, or so i've been told.
Pepsi or Coke: coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: well first off, it's "McDonalds"...
Single or Group Dates: group dates = orgy?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton.
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: actually, a double tall soy latte.
Do you Smoke: like a chimney.
Do you Swear: like a sailor.
Do you Sing: like a cat being tortured at abu ghraib.
Do you Shower Daily: this is even a question?
Have you Been in Love: yes.
Do you want to go to College: not especially. who wrote this, a 13 year old?
Do you want to get Married: i am currently, as far as current law allows.
Do you belive in yourself: depends on the day, my friend, depends on the day.
Do you get Motion Sickness: very easily.
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm gorgeous.
Are you a Health Freak: certainly not.
Do you get along with your Parents: considering they're responsible for the whole "life" thing, yes.
Do you play an Instrument: i'm a classically-trained clarinetist / saxophonist, so, yes.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: might i suggest a grammar lesson? yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: see above.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: *shakes head condescendingly* no.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i've been CALLED an oreo, does that count? :)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: no.
In the past month have you been Dumped: i've taken a ... oh, that's what you mean. no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only in my bathtub.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no.
Ever been Drunk: more like, ever been sober?
Ever been called a Tease: yes. it's not accurate.
Ever been Beaten up: no, for my bulging muscles and furrowed brow strike fear in the heart of men (and a couple women. not the lesbians tho, they could kick my ass from here to the amazon. get it? amazon? gosh, i'm a witty bastard.).
Ever Shoplifted: i stole a pack of gum when i was 12. the beginnings of a horrid life of crime.
How do you want to Die: well, i don't, so i reject the premise of the question.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: according to my birth certificate, i AM grown up.
What country would you most like to Visit: the ukraine. i've heard it's nice this time of year.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: generally, having eyes are a plus.
Favourite Hair Color: generally, having hair are a plus.
Short or Long Hair: short is good. so is long.
Height: is this still "in a boy/girl" or have we moved to another heading? who writes this crap anyway?
Weight: underfed.
Best Clothing Style: crumpled on the floor.
Number of Drugs I have taken: [censored]
Number of CDs I own: try, number of MP3s I have. a shitload.
Number of Piercings: two.
Number of Tattoos: one.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: *sigh* the double homicide was such a bad idea.
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