Someone who makes me feel special
Who makes me smile without having to say a word
Someone who makes my heart skip a beat as soon as I see them
Someone who even when they just send a txt message I get excited when I see it’s off them
Someone who isn't a complete jerk
And wont fuck off as soon as something better comes along.
It Has To Be Said We Say Some Stupid Ass Things Sometimes...
“But what if you don’t have the internetâ€
‘Spokes- “My names in the bibleâ€
Gemma – “What, Spokes?â€â€™
‘Max says something
Mary- “What?â€
He repeats himself
“What?â€
“Fucking hell Mary you can’t walk you can’t talk you can’t see and you can’t hear what can you do?â€â€™
‘Bong for tea!!’
‘I’m in the jungle doo doo doo doo’
‘It’s all yellow’
‘Bangen’
‘Where’s big Ben?’
‘Who lives in number 10?’
‘Vodka makes the world go round world go round’
‘That’s Emily, Mary, Laura and Carly now repeat it…Emily, ____, ____, Carly … haha you miss out two… yeh I forgot there names… It’s Mary and Laura think of the bible now repeat it… Emily, Mary, Jesus, Carly… does she look like Jesus?... God then... Haha yeh fuck Laura she’s God! ’
‘Two peas in a pod’
‘You make me feel lovely you make me feel special you make me feel precious like wow’
‘HAPPY BUSH KANGAROO DAY’
‘We’ve got a vibrating dog here’
‘I shit you not!’
‘You know’s this shit stupid’
'ga why you go your shoes on mate?... cos im a cheeky fuck'
'Is the queen dead?'
'Look at you with your start jacket trying to be the sky'
'Im stober'
'fish chips and peas... what?... that's my rap name'
'If we had a mirror we could be so scene... we dont need a mirror to be scene'
'Chelsea you a goth?'
'KIKI MCPUSSY'
'That fucking richard I cant belive I caught him eating another womans pussy... You cant say pussy!... What do I say?... Sushi! Another womans Sushi'
'Owned'
'Stumped!'
'shes a fucking trap, shes my friend, but she a whore'
'I smell Willies'
'Kick Ass'
'Taxed'
'thats fresh'
'mary had a littel lamb, whats next?... his flease was whit as snow... lambs dont wear flease's haha was it cold or somthing look over there theres a lamb wearing a rainbow coloured rain coat!'
'Mary-"Dont make me play that card"
Gemma- "what?"
Emily - "The ace of spades!"'
Amy (my sister)- "Mary when I have kids will you be there antie?"
"Fair Play"
"For the win"
"Intercourse yonder" (fuck off to you and me)
"Dont film me, I'm gay"
"sssorry!!"
"Feed her cheese till she explodes"
"Theres copy rights on my face"
"Woman!!"
"Top Geeeearrr"
"Fuck I"
"GAME!"
'Mary and Carly - "wheres the bus stop?"
Dean - "you're standing on it"
Mary and Carly - "*looks at floor* OH YEAAAAAH!"'
My dad - "So Harri you got a girl friend then?"
Harri - "I almost had a girl friend but she dumped me"
"Unshaven hoes"
"ADVERTS NO!!"
"1 2 3 4 tell me that you love me more"
"Matt - think i might go sleep
Mary - wait till 12
Matt- why?... are you cinderella?
Mary - damn u found me out"
My Friends
Other Amazing People
Bon
Jess
Kim
Sammy
Kayly
Liz
Mr Stubbs [Matt]
Justin
Max
Gus
Kat
Steph
lets go back lets rewind to the days that remind me of all the good times that we spent together'
Busted - Everything I Knew
MY FAMILY
My Mum - She buys the most stupidest things like marmite with guiness in just cos it's limated addtion but she will always support me and my sister no matter what we do or what happens she works so hard to let us have what we have shes a true hero.
My Dad - Too much like me. He has the same humor, same temper and just want's everyone to be happy. He snores like some animal. And he's never had money to spear but has always made sure my sister and I are happy no matter what.
My Sister - I may hate her alot of the time but I know she will alway have my back. We're not close but will look out for eachother and thats what sisters should be.
Bump [Hannah] - My crazy ass cousin. I have many cousins but the rest arent in my life half as much as she is. I love the way she will make you laugh and the way she does her thing.
The Rest Of My Family Are Pretty Cool Too =]
xXx
My Grandma
I miss her loads
She was always there for me when I needed her
I wouldnt of got to school let alone get thought it without her
People say "You don't always know what you have till it's gone"
In this case it's true
I never really appreciated what she done for me untill she wasnt around to thank
I miss her and I wish she was still here
Love you xXx
"Thank you.
You know exactly who you are
You played the role of superglue
When I was falling apart
Through all the papercuts
And all the broken hearts
You played the role of superglue
When I was falling apart
Thank you.
You know exactly who you are
Through all the nightmares
And anxiety scares
You played the role of superglue
When I was falling apart"
Gym Class Heroes - Band Aids