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About Me

My eMail address is [email protected] , if for some strange reason you want it. (Yup, I do have MSN).
So yeah, I'm really 15, I just put my age as 19 so that you could view this and/or add me without knowing my name. Because people who enable that setting are silly buns.
It annoys me when people "tYpE lIkE tHiS".
I swear all the fucking bum willy time.
I rather enjoy looking after drunk people ^^
I sometimes think that I'm the opposite of the sterotypical "apathetic alternateen", in that I care too much.
I don't know why people like the rain so Goddamn much, it's fucking shit.
And also doing stupid stuff and filming it.
THIS is my favourite poem ever. It's by a guy called Josh Koppel, and it's printed in the album booklet for the Rage Against The Machine album "Renegades". I like it so much, I scanned it in, haha.
... Now to get to CrackBleep. Watch me get kicked off a ladder by Shaun (it hurt like a bitch, and I had bruised ribs for a while). Filmed with Ben's shitty VHS-quality camera.
Our official video site is
And you can get to our official MySpace by clicking this -
www.youtube.com/crackbleep

My Interests

Guitar; Writing; Music; Jackass Stunts; Y'know, the boring stuff

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to meet me, I guess. =/Do it! (It had to go somewhere)

Music:

+44; Aerosmith; AFI; Alexisonfire; Alice Cooper; Alter Bridge; Apocalyptica; Beastie Boys; Black Eyed Peas; Black Label Society; Blink 182; Blondie; Bloodhound Gang; Blue Oyster Cult; Blur; Bon Jovi; Bowling For Soup; Boy Hits Car; Cannibal Corpse; Chip; CKY; Corky And The Juice Pigs; Counting Crows; Cradle Of Filth; Creed; Daft Punk; Danko Jones; Danzig; David Bowie; Dead To Fall; Devvo; Disturbed; Dio; DragonForce; Drowning Pool; Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians; Electric Six; El Presidente; Evanescence; Faith No More; Fat Boys; Fall Out Boy; Fightstar; Fivefingerdiscount; Feeder; Foo Fighters; Genesis; Godsmack; Gojira; Gorilla Biscuits; Gorillaz; Guns N Roses; Green Day; Hayseed Dixie; HIM; Hole; Hoobastank; Iggy Pop; Iron Maiden; Jim Johnson; Kaiser Chiefs; Killing Joke; Kirsty MacColl; KISS; KoRn; Kraftwerk Orange ;] ; Lazlo Bane; Led Zeppelin; Linkin Park; Machine Head; Madness; Madonna; Marilyn Manson; Meatloaf; Megadeth; Mercy Drive; Metallica; Michael Jackson; Motorhead; Motley Crue; Mudvayne; Nickelback; Nirvana; No Doubt; Nuts In A Blender; Oasis; Operation Ivy; Ozzy Osbourne; Pajama Party; Paramore; Panic! At The Disco; Pantera; Papa Roach; Pink Floyd; Political Violence; Queen; Red Hot Chili Peppers; REM; Richard Cheese and Lounge Against The Machine; Rob Zombie; Robots In Disguise; Ronnie James Dio; Saliva; Say Anything; Scissor Sisters; Seether; Sex Pistols; Shocking Blue; Silverchair; Snot; Soft Cell; Sons Of The Soho Generation; Spice Girls!; Stone Sour; Strapping Young Lad; Suicidal Tendencies; Sum 41; System Of A Down; Tenacious D; The Automatic; The B52's; The Beatles; The Beautiful South; The Cardigans; The Clash; The Cult; The Cure; The Darkness; The Hippys On The Hill; The Kooks; The Lancashire Hot Pots; The Monkees; The Misfits; The Network; The Offspring; The Temptations; The Union Underground; The Verve; The White Stripes; The Year For Lying Eyes; Therapy?; Three Days Grace; Three Doors Down; Tori Amos; Trainwreck; Trivium; Turbonegro; Twisted Sister; U2; Ugly Kid Joe; Van Halen; "Weird Al" Yankovic; Wheatus

Movies:

Alien; Aliens; Alien 3; Alien : Resurrection; Beavis And Butthead Do America; Borat : Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan; Bruce Almighty; Dodgeball; Drop Dead Fred; Grease; Happy Gilmore; Jackass The Movie; Jackass Number Two; Kevin And Perry Go Large; Napoleon Dynamite; Scary Movie; School Of Rock; Scream; Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday The 13th. South Park : Bigger, Longer & Uncut; Tenacious D in The Pick Of Destiny; The Persuit Of Happyness; The Water Boy; Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas; Walking Tall; Wayne's World; Wayne's World 2;

Television:

8 Simple Rules; Aaahh!!! Real Monsters; Absolutely Fabulous; Ali G In Da USA; All Grown Up!; Alvin and the Chipmunks; American Dad!; Animaniacs; Are You Afraid of the Dark?; Aqua Teen Hunger Force; As Told By Ginger; Beavis & Butthead; Big Brother; Blackadder; Bodger And Badger; Bottom; CatDog; Codename: Kids Next Door; Courage The Cowardly Dog; Cow & Chicken; Crank Yankers; Da Ali G Show; Daria; Deal Or No Deal; Devvo's Funny Cuts; Dexter's Laboratory; Dirty Sanchez; Doug; Drake & Josh; Drawn Together; Ed, Edd & Eddy; Fairly OddParents; Father Ted; Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends; Freakazoid!; Friday Night With Jonathan Ross; Friends; Futurama; Garfield and Friends; Grim & Evil; Harry Enfield's Television Programme; Have I Got News For You; Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi; Hey Arnold!; Home Improvement; I Am Weasel; I'm Alan Partridge; Invader Zim; Jackass; Johnny Bravo; Keeping Up Appearances; Kenny vs. Spenny; King Of The Hill; Late Night With David Letterman; Later...With Jools Holland; Less Than Perfect; LOST; Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere; Mock The Week; Mr. Bean; MTV Unplugged; Ned's Newt; Nevermind The Buzzcocks; Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights; Pinky and the Brain; QI; Rock School; Ruddy Hell! It's Harry and Paul; Rugrats; Scrubs; Sheep In The Big City; South Park; Spongebob Squarepants; Stanker Vision; Sweet; Takeshi's Castle; Tenacious D on HBO; That Peter Kay Thing; The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius; The Amanda Show; The Angry Beavers; The Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy; The Jerry Springer Show; The Mighty Boosh; The Muppet Show; The Office; The Powerpuff Girls; The Ren & Stimpy Show; The Simpsons; The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!; The Vicar Of Dibley; The Word; Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps; Viva La Bam; Where's Wally?; Wildboyz; Wonder Showzen

Books:

Are You Dave Gorman? - Dave Gorman; Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure - Dave Gorman; The Catcher In The Rye - J D Salinger; The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time - Mark Haddon; Burton On Burton - Tim Burton; The Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy And Other Stories - Tim Burton; Aliens : DNA Warfare - Diane Carey; The Harry Potter Books are OK, the films are dog wank though

Heroes:

Whoever invented Subway.Thanks, man.

My Blog

The day me, Knoxy and Brad found ourselves in a police car at 2am.

Long story.Me, Knoxy and Brad are sitting at Paul's when we decide to go to the 24-hour Tesco ('twas 2am).We walk all the way to the dual carriageway and start walking on the motorway.We are walking f...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 05:43:00 PST

If the feature is there, I might as well use it.

How do. Meh, I am bored and I'm sure if you're looking at this then you are too. Heh. Today I went to Subway with Paul (http://www.myspace.com/xblazingxdarknessx), Jemma (http://www.myspace.com/jemmaj...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 06:21:00 PST