I like surprises. I keep secrets well. I take pleasure in wanting. I don't embarrass easily. It would make me sad to live without plants or animals. I have insanely fantastic friends. I'm looking forward to my next tattoo. I'm cynical. I'm patient. I find chickens highly entertaining. I like to remove people's stitches. The romantic in me has been maimed but not killed. I bite. I write. I'm a foodie. I want to foster baby bats. I want to take voice lessons so that I can exorcise my demons with more pizazz and satisfaction. I loved being married, but I don't think I'll do it again. I appreciate a good knot. I'm craving sushi. I never say "no" to good tequila. I shave my head every year or so. Gummi bears and powdered sugar donettes are my two favorite junky sweet treats. I think scars are sexy. And intelligence. On hot, sticky summer days, I often resent that men can (safely) go shirtless in public, but women can't. I listen to Alice in Chains every day. I prefer vanilla to chocolate. I can't imagine life without snooze alarms. I want a speed bag. Or a heavy bag. Or both. Cut flowers in my house make me happy. I believe that life is good.