Height: 50 Meters (150 Feet)
Weight: 30,000 Tons (a little heavy for a monster of my height, but it's because my body is made of gems and stones, with metal frames for my arms, I swear.)
Powers: Able to reflect energy back at its target with its eyes
So like, I'm legendary, ya see? I was this ancient lore for a while. People talked about me. I had a sacred shrine with a statue and everything. It was cool. Apparently there was some prophecy going around involving me as well. It said that once a black mountain appears, a massive monster would come to destroy the Earth. But like, if a red moon appeared in the West, two other monsters (me being one of them) would emerge to kick the first one's ass.
Fortunately enough, a black mountain did appear. That's when this jerk named MechaGodzilla, controlled by these "Black Hole Aliens," who were really apes from the Planet of the Apes in disguise, came to town and started smashing stuff. Anguirus tried to stop him at first, but MechaG just broke that spiky armadillo's jawbone, man. That totally had to hurt!
Then, things kept getting worse and worse. Godzilla fought him and busted him up, but the aliens repaired the mechanical dude. That's when I come along to fulfill the prophecy. The stage was set. All that was needed was a song. So like, this bodacious babe comes, sings me a song, I climb out of my mountain home, and I fight robot. He was pretty tough too.
I was doing good for a while, but man, I had been sitting in that mountain for what seemed like forever. Just resting there in one position really isn't good for my joints. So like, after a while, my rusty muscles and tendons began to ache, and I started to lose. That's when the Big G comes along. Together, we gave it all we could to take down that trashcan. In the end, we succeeded.
Unfortunately, since I'm an ancient figurehead and my game was in need of a little work, Toho asked if I wanted to "retire" after that stunt. They even gave me this crap about how they wanted "fresh blood" and "younger monsters," that I just was "too old" to duke it out with these young 'uns.
So, after that one role, I pretty much was finished. I went back to my mountain hole and turned on the tube, remaining there for years and years until 2004 when yet another alien threat came knocking on Earth's door. This time it was a punk ass gang of hoodlums called "Xillians."
Now, I'm supposed to be a "protector" of Earth, but in this final installment I was one of the bad guys. The real reason was because I just really needed the money. I mean, hey, I was in debt. I had to pay for the satellite TV fees, the outstanding Female Kaiju Escort Service fees, the heating, the electricity, and so on and so forth. It's a bitch to heat that mountain too.
If you watch Godzilla: Final Wars and look at some of the monsters it features, this probably makes a lot of sense. I mean, Kamicuras? Manda? Ebirah? That spider thing? Dude, since when were THEY a threat?
Ahhh well... That's pretty much it for me.... Hopefully I can save the Earth again. Ya know, out of all the monsters out there, I really liked Gigan's style. It would be neat if Toho would come back and pit me against him.
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