Currently my name is Ben, but I am planning to change it to Lady Tellula, it reminds me of my nicer side.
Now lets be serious.
I have finally completed my A-level examinations and am off to my university of choice, which has been the light at the end of the motherfucking tunnel.
Other than that I am currently enjoying my remaining free time since leaving my full time summer job in preparation for what is yet to come.
I would describe myself as eclectic, like my music collection. I enjoy nights in with close friends, lucky strike cigarettes, the way photocopiers pick up every blemish on a piece of paper, lucozade...
A bit more I hear you say? Well children, we'll save that for another time. Preferably accompanied by tea and buiscits, no?
And in light of all things present I would like to indulge in a moment of immaturity and say:
GOODBYE ESSEX!